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... even though I am not officially "old school", I looked up to you guys when I arrived on the scene.

I care not for who is "old school" or not :rofl: Dave you were always good for a laugh dude :banana:

Well since the last 2006 event was just a ploy to collect fuel money for me, why not everyone pitch in and pay for me to drive down? Cmon, how much do you all miss me? *batts puuurty eyelids*

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I miss you Ed... and Cy... even though I am not officially "old school", I looked up to you guys when I arrived on the scene.

And Josh, I am doing everything humanly possible to get out of the night shift I am supposed to be working on the 20th!!!

All good Dave :rofl:

Well since the last 2006 event was just a ploy to collect fuel money for me, why not everyone pitch in and pay for me to drive down? Cmon, how much do you all miss me? *batts puuurty eyelids*

I'll buy your dinner.

yeah josh, everyone keeps telling me how much you miss me. I know that you think that I'm the only man for you and that you're going to stalk me until the end of time until I see things your way. But if you could just get heartbroken enough to eat a bunch of panadol forte and a fifth of vodka and cut your wrists in a bathtub full of warm water, you'd be doing me and everyone else a huge favour.

Josh I WILL NEVER LOVE YOU. We will never be together.

I'm itching to flame on in the n00b thread.

I feel like morticia addams reading that, it sends my sexual urge feeling into over time.

The pain, the gore, the passion.

yeah josh, everyone keeps telling me how much you miss me. I know that you think that I'm the only man for you and that you're going to stalk me until the end of time until I see things your way. But if you could just get heartbroken enough to eat a bunch of panadol forte and a fifth of vodka and cut your wrists in a bathtub full of warm water, you'd be doing me and everyone else a huge favour.

Josh I WILL NEVER LOVE YOU. We will never be together.

I'm itching to flame on in the n00b thread.

it's because you are a sad and desperate little man with no friends. I mean look at you. You're hanging out on a dead forum that everyone worthwile left years ago. Even Ben left. and no one liked him when he was here. Remind me how many days did that fully sick modded r31 he bought ACTUALLY run for? lol roflmao.

You are not hot, you are not cool, no one likes you, and everytime you heard the words "a good size" it actualy meant "inadequate". I wish you would just go and die.

No you can't come over and play my ps3.

it's because you are a sad and desperate little man with no friends. I mean look at you. You're hanging out on a dead forum that everyone worthwile left years ago. Even Ben left. and no one liked him when he was here. Remind me how many days did that fully sick modded r31 he bought ACTUALLY run for? lol roflmao.

You are not hot, you are not cool, no one likes you, and everytime you heard the words "a good size" it actualy meant "inadequate". I wish you would just go and die.

No you can't come over and play my ps3.

Your insults are lacking your old “style” they feel less hateful, why is this? Ben is a boost cruising post whore.

I think you hurt his feelings. Are you still having sex with your middle age neighbor? Your cousin said you’ve been having a hard time finding girls..

ps3's are silly, it's all about hip tops and wii's

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Stop scaring the new guys from comming Charly :(

are the cops still coming round your house to pick you up for molesting school girls?

I'm not scaring the n00bs from coming. Plus it was only that one time when we cable tied up one of the new guys and left him in someone's car boot for half an hour. you could hear the screaming all through the car boot. I remember laughing until we cried. God that was funny.

Although after that night we never did see him again. Some people just can't take a joke.

My posts have no heart because you can only beat a dead dog wih an iron bar for so long and have it still be fun. :(

............. you can only beat a dead dog wih an iron bar for so long and have it still be fun. :)

How I miss the noise old rover used to make......squelch, squelch, squelch...each swing just delightful music

in plus 1.....mmmm chilleh eat off!!!! w007eh!!! imma make u my bish Dan

Looks like I need to get my 'Harold Bishop' pants out for this event......*shakes chins* "Whwhwhwhwhw why you listen here, I'll eat you under the table, young Toadie"

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