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Remember I had that stupid group interview where they rewarded us with Mars bars?

Well today I have a second interview with those people. Not a group thing this time though, one on one.

(That's what she said)

my message about hotness was about the car, not about you.

It's an easy mistake to make. TBF I'm in the basement again now so no reception so no msgs :ph34r:

Remember I had that stupid group interview where they rewarded us with Mars bars?

Well today I have a second interview with those people. Not a group thing this time though, one on one.

(That's what she said)

Sounds promising? What does the job entail?

Remember I had that stupid group interview where they rewarded us with Mars bars?

Well today I have a second interview with those people. Not a group thing this time though, one on one.

Ahh, nice. I thought you were going to be working FOR mars bars. In which case, I demand free mars bars!

What does the job entail?

That's what she said

Sounds promising? What does the job entail?

I still don't know because it's a third party company recruiting for a call center for a company that they "can't disclose the name of" *shrug*

My guess is it'll be answering phones and answering questions, but I don't know if it's for a bank or insurance company or help desk or what. It's a pretty gay way to hire people if you ask me.

Ahh, nice. I thought you were going to be working FOR mars bars. In which case, I demand free mars bars!

If that were the case you'd have to wait until I stocked up on peanut M&Ms before you got any Mars bars.

morning spam from townsville

first day of learning how to drive a race car on a race track...

by this afternoon ill be doing 200kph in a 60 zone legally... :ph34r:

this morning first session, breakfast... no shit...

they said you cant drive or learn on an empty stomach so they have bacon and eggs for us cooked by Frostie & Whincup... :)

I still don't know because it's a third party company recruiting for a call center for a company that they "can't disclose the name of" *shrug*

My guess is it'll be answering phones and answering questions, but I don't know if it's for a bank or insurance company or help desk or what. It's a pretty gay way to hire people if you ask me.

obviously it is a government agencies who are developing new bio weapons. You'll probably be in the call centre for them though instead of playing with all the deadly diseases and small african children.

morning spam from townsville

first day of learning how to drive a race car on a race track...

by this afternoon ill be doing 200kph in a 60 zone legally... :ph34r:

In a 60 zone?! Where in Townsville is it? Has a track been set up on the streets a la Indy ?

morning spam from townsville

first day of learning how to drive a race car on a race track...

by this afternoon ill be doing 200kph in a 60 zone legally... :ph34r:

this morning first session, breakfast... no shit...

they said you cant drive or learn on an empty stomach so they have bacon and eggs for us cooked by Frostie & Whincup... :)

Jealous. How did you score this? Is it like an upgrade over those V8 experience days?

If that were the case you'd have to wait until I stocked up on peanut M&Ms before you got any Mars bars.

Peanut M&Ms would be more than acceptable :ph34r:

first day of learning how to drive a taxi on a closed road...

Fixed ;)

by this afternoon ill be doing 200kph in a 60 zone legally... :D

You don't need to go to townsville to hit 200kph legally, I hit it at lakeside regularly. In the pintara no less, a real car could smash 200 at QR :yes:

this morning first session, breakfast... no shit...

they said you cant drive or learn on an empty stomach so they have bacon and eggs for us cooked by Frostie & Whincup... :O

BAHAHAHAHA thats awesome :)

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