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KurtG i pay you the biggest respect for opening thread with a grandma's boy quote

to me that movie is just one big quote

me and the lady hav a running joke with each other for "on the air matress" (said in the whiney tone that jeff uses)

ie: ohhh we're stuck in northbridge!!! how we gonna get home!!!???

"on the air matress"

"where the hell hav i left my keys!?"

"...on the airmatress"

it eases tension immediately hahaha

also

WOOOOO that game... is FUN!!!! WOOOOOooo... *new high score*

...new high score, is that bad??? did i break the game?

oh AND

"are you scared of it?"

"no, i just dont like techno music"

..."you would if you had robot ears"

".... .. . .. rrrrrright."

Step brothers

Brennan:"Hey Derek, You know whats good for shoulder pain?"

Derek: "What?"

Brennan: "If you lick my butthole"

And

Derek: "If you f*ck this up Randy here is going to eat your penis. I've seen him do it."

Randy: LIKE KOBAYASHI!!!

Brennan: "You've actually seen him eat a man's penis?"

Derek: "Yeah. It was on international waters though so they couldn't prosecute him."

Rorschach: "None of you understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me!" (after brutalising some chump in the chow line, Watchmen 2008)

Ben: "I tell ya, Joe, there's nothing sadder than a sad Japanese man." (Orgazmo 1997)

Talladega Nights

“If my MTV career doesn’t work out, I was thinking about buying a gun.. and selling crack. I would be like a friendly crack dealer, though. Nothing too formal. I’d just be like ‘What’s up? Want some crack?’”

“I’m on fire! I’m on fire! Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish god! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise use your witchcraft to get the fire off of me!”

“I’m all jacked up on Mountain Dew”

“Shut up you little potlicker, I oughta put you in a microwave”

“I’m gonna come at you like a spider-monkey”



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