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Oh, I forgot about the junkie bitch on Guildford Rd that was hanging out of the drivers door (while in the right hand lane), screaming abuse back at me while nearly having multiple head ons. I did the smart thing and dropped like 500m back from the crazy bitch.

Then there was the person in Northbridge that got out of the car with a boxcutter and had a swipe at my mates arm through the drivers door.

Perth is a fun place!

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Yeah shit like that seems to happen way to often, I'll say what my dad says to me, NEVER GET OUT OF THE CAR.

Don't ever get out of the car when someone is doing shit like that. Just keep driving and like everyone else said GTFO of there!

These ppl are all tossers and are probably days away from wrapping their cars around trees or driving into power poles.

Forget about them, they are not worth it.

Lol you did get out of the car on the 2nd circumstance though hunny :) you were pretty angry to

So many d*cks on the road hey... I think it's time I start carrying something heavy within the car.. My mate used to carry this huge uhm... don't know what to call it... But it was a massive intricate knife thingy looks like it was out of a sci fi movie... haha sharp and dangerous kept laughing at him cause if the cops find it he'd get owned... but he had it cause he worked in freo and chance of getting bashed there? around 30% at night lol

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Lol you did get out of the car on the 2nd circumstance though hunny :) you were pretty angry to

So many d*cks on the road hey... I think it's time I start carrying something heavy within the car.. My mate used to carry this huge uhm... don't know what to call it... But it was a massive intricate knife thingy looks like it was out of a sci fi movie... haha sharp and dangerous kept laughing at him cause if the cops find it he'd get owned... but he had it cause he worked in freo and chance of getting bashed there? around 30% at night lol

I'd never be stupid enough to put knives/swords in the car. Only sports equipment would be practical. e.g. baseball bat, Golf sticks etc.

Hell after last night im thinking of investing in a set of bocce balls. Easy to throw and hard enough to break a window yet inconspicuous.

If cops ask why they're in the car, just say i love a game of balls. lol

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i always keep my crobar handy for times like this, but as for them turning into a side street i would of followed them bet ya that would make THEM shit alittle. paybacks a bitch mate so dont worry

ps. i have serious issues

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I'd never be stupid enough to put knives/swords in the car. Only sports equipment would be practical. e.g. baseball bat, Golf sticks etc.

Hell after last night im thinking of investing in a set of bocce balls. Easy to throw and hard enough to break a window yet inconspicuous.

If cops ask why they're in the car, just say i love a game of balls. lol

You can only get away with a baseball bat if it's in the boot AND you have other baseball equipment to back it up.

I have a trusty 4 D-cell maglite :thumbsup:

Oh, I forgot about the junkie bitch on Guildford Rd that was hanging out of the drivers door (while in the right hand lane), screaming abuse back at me while nearly having multiple head ons. I did the smart thing and dropped like 500m back from the crazy bitch.

Then there was the person in Northbridge that got out of the car with a boxcutter and had a swipe at my mates arm through the drivers door.

Perth is a fun place!

Hmm,, I dont think I wanna go to Perth anymore

I'd never be stupid enough to put knives/swords in the car. Only sports equipment would be practical. e.g. baseball bat, Golf sticks etc.

Hell after last night im thinking of investing in a set of bocce balls. Easy to throw and hard enough to break a window yet inconspicuous.

If cops ask why they're in the car, just say i love a game of balls. lol

lol I carry a retractable knight stick

Not in a skyline But in my daily commo with kit n that. Had a truck Siting about 2 cms off my arse decided to floor it got some distance between us he come up and does it again. This was going on for about 10 kms down the hwy so i decided stuff it n just floored it got pulled over told the cops what happened. they went after the truck driver n let me go with out a speeding fine.

Another one was driving my old r31 cock head in a new model liberty tried to get past me on a merging lane he was at my rear quarter. I floored i he then proceeds to tail gate be flashing his lights abusing me goes to over take swerves at me i decided f**k it stuck my ground he then over took n slammed his brakes on so i went round him as i go past swearers at me again and tried forcing me onto the shoulder again hold my ground with him just off the side of my car. Got in front of him he proceed to chase me for about 20 Min's running red lights and nearly took out about 20 other cars. so i headed to the nearest police station to be told nothing they can do.

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haha was thinking... probably not a good idea to state what your carrying in your vehicle. We dont want the popo not to believe we're all a nice happy bunch. :banana:

Oh but we are all a nice bunch!!!

You guys have a code (i think) but as a girl i have no quarrel with kicking a guy in the nuts if he starts on me :thumbsup:

I had a situation driving to work a few weeks ago whereby this bitch in a camry was right up my ass the entire way up westcoast highway (right back from where it actually turns into WCH in cottesloe) always up my ass, trying to get past me etc. I wasn't deliberately blocking her or anything, there was a car to the left front and left rear of me in, you guessed it, the left lane, so clearly she couldn't pass me. She's sitting there high beaming, tooting flipping me off etc, but I don't budge for bitches like this. So keep going, eventually left lane clears up and she speeds past me, then gets caught up in the left lane and I'm still in the right, cruise past. We both go to turn off at Hale road and she's behind me, so I stop ,get out and say exactly this "Your a f**king bitch, you are whats wrong with society and you're the reason why people like me get labelled a hoon because of what YOU do. F**k you." went and got back in my car and drove off when the lights changed, she hung back and didn't tail me anymore.

That night, I was out somewhere but my wife gets a rather abusive phone call from some pissed off sounding english guy saying that I was threatening his wife and bashing her window etc etc wanting to know where I was and wanting to come round etc. Clearly she had taken down my plates and either she or he work for DPI or something because they were able to get hold of my home phone number. Fortunately nothing has come of it but it's a rather stark reminder that there are a LOT of F**Kheads out there.

WEAPONS ACT 1999 - SECT 8

8 . Other articles carried or possessed as weapons

(1) Except as provided in subsections (3) and (5) and section 10, a person who carries or possesses an article, not being a firearm, a prohibited weapon or a controlled weapon, with the intention of using it, whether or not for defence —

(a) to injure or disable any person; or

(b) to cause any person to fear that someone will be injured or disabled by that use,

commits an offence.

Penalty: $4 000 or imprisonment for one year.

http://www.austlii.edu.au/au/legis/wa/cons...1999107/s8.html

http://www.austlii.edu.au/au/legis/wa/cons.../index.html#s16

Been tailgated very badly twice, once at night on Scabs Beach Rd by a 4wd, didnt brake but slowed to about 30...they stayed behind me instead of changing lanes. Sped back up....same again. They ended up following me for a bit more before turning off, I was thinking wtf??!! No traffic at about 11pm, I was just cruising at the limit in the left lane then they do that. The other was on the freeway nearing peak hour, right lane & a commo right up my arse so I made a hand signal for him to drop back, as there was absolutely no chance of him getting anywhere, then he flips me off. Flipped him the bird back & ignored him. He did drop back though, then he got into the next lane to the left & eventually dissapeared behind me....strange as f**k both of them.

Since I've been driving I've been lucky enough to have only been involved in 1 road rage incident, even though I could have started a couple if I wanted to. Closest I came was when a car, towing a trailer, failed to give way to his right at a roundabout. Bad enough I was completely on the brakes, but I shat when I realised his trailer was lagging...must have only just missed. I was tempted to keep turning & have words but I stayed cool & kept on my way. No idea if he even knew what he just did :P

As for my incident, turned right onto Whitfords Ave through the lights, nobody behind me. Went into the left lane but then changed to the right lane because it was way too slow...checked blind spot etc, once I was there looked into my rear view & there is a single headlight right up my ass. I was thinking where the f**k did he come from, as there was no-one behind me through the lights. At the next set he comes up ranting so I dropped down the window & copped the general abuse...then after I said sorry (wtf else could I say to him), he starts hitting his hand on the door. Then I told him "look mate, you must have been f**king flying from the lights to get where you were", then he goes onto some shit about having a f**ked knee from a driver that hit him. Then the lights went green, he's still ranting & as he takes off heard him boot my car.

Next set is red, and old guy pulls up next to me & says he seen what happened & gave me his number. I didnt prank or save the number & closed my phone so I lost it, so I chased the f**ker down Eddystone Ave. Realises its me following so gives it shit through roundabouts etc, but hey your not getting away from 400hp :thumbsup: Pulls into the shops, parks & jumps off his bike & starts going again before I'd even stopped. I get out, ignore him & walk around to the passenger side, and realise it was my mirror he kicked but I just had to snap it back, I thought he dented my door but luckily there was no damage. Then he's on about fighting over it (left his helmet on), but I was just telling him he's a dickhead. Told him again how he must have been flying, then he said "Maybe I was, it doesnt matter". Erm, yes, it does. Thinking back, I don't believe I cut him off (same speed, making him brake/swerve), I just changed lanes & he had to brake harder than what he did. Then that was it after I told him to f**k off.

My bro had a good one, had an excel that had big issues (apart from being an excel), and could only do like 40kph max trying to get it too the workshop. Some tradie in a ute was pissed off at being stuck behind him, so got into the emergency lane & hit his car with a spanner. There was a set of lights a bit further up, my brother was a few cars back but got out, ran up to his still open window & cracked him right in the face :banana: Good chance of a broken nose my brother said because there was blood pissing out real quick. Nothing else after that, the tradie must have realised he was an idiot.

you guys have it all wrong... you have a weapon that is not a weapon.. it is called your car keys...

all you have to do is put them in your fist with a key poking out and punch the person in the face tearing it open and all you have to say is you had the keys in your hand and did not realise that one was poking out... they cannot prove either way so it is not a carried weapon and avoids all weapon laws.. :banana: i know some great lawyers :thumbsup:

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