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An Elizabeth girl goes to Centrelink to register for child benefit

"How many children?" asks the assessor

"Ten" replies the Elizabeth girl

"Ten?" says the Centrelink worker

"What are their names?"

"Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan and Nathan"

"Doesn't that get confusing?"

"Naah..." says the Elizabeth girl, "It’s great because if they are out playing in the street I just have shout 'NATHAN, YER DINNER'S READY! Or NATHAN GO TO BED NOW!' and they all do it...’

"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed Centrelink worker

"That's easy," says the Elizabeth girl..."I just use their surnames"

An Elizabeth girl enters an adult shop & asks for a vibrator

The man says: "Choose one from our range on the wall"

She says "I'll take the red one"

The man replies: "That's a fire extinguisher"

Q. Two Elizabeth girls jump off a cliff. Who wins?

A. Society

Q. What do you call a 30 year old Elizabeth girl?

A. Granny

Q. Why did the Elizabeth girl cross the road?

A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.

Q. What do you call an Elizabeth girl in a white tracksuit?

A. The bride...

Q. What's the first question during an Elizabeth quiz night?

A. What the f*ck are you looking at?

Q. What does an Elizabeth girl use as protection during s.ex?

A. A bus shelter

Q. Two Elizabeth kids in a car without any music - who is driving?

A. The policeman

Q. What's the difference between a boy and an Elizabeth girl?

A. An Elizabeth girl has a higher sperm count

Q. What's the most confusing day in Elizabeth?

A. Father's day

Q. How do people know Jesus wasn't born in Elizabeth?

A. You try finding 3 wise men and a virgin there!

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does anyone know a good place to get some webbing strap sewn?

ie: a tarpaulin or canvas place?

im a bit sure a upholsterer could do it and there should be one on research rd pooracha >>Here<<

Anyone after an immaculate clean M35 Autech stag.......I know someone who has one for sale :)

who ;)

i was tempted to when she told me what was going on.

i honestly cannot see how anyone can get any happiness or fulfillment out of a relationship when your partner is basically controlling your life.

i was tempted to when she told me what was going on.

i honestly cannot see how anyone can get any happiness or fulfillment out of a relationship when your partner is basically controlling your life.

I couldn't agree more. Which is why I prefer to stay single. People look at me strange when I say I'm happy on my own, and I could try and waste my breath explaining it but sadly most people just do not get it.... independance is liberty

-D

I couldn't agree more. Which is why I prefer to stay single. People look at me strange when I say I'm happy on my own, and I could try and waste my breath explaining it but sadly most people just do not get it.... independance is liberty

-D

Being single has nothing to do with it, you can still be single and retain your independence; clearly dating the wrong type of people

I couldn't agree more. Which is why I prefer to stay single. People look at me strange when I say I'm happy on my own, and I could try and waste my breath explaining it but sadly most people just do not get it.... independance is liberty

-D

being single does not = liberty.

same as not being single does not exclude liberty.

just saying.

ive basically been able to do whatever the f**k i want whenever ive been in a relationship (save for sleeping around), and whoever ive been with has been cool with that because ive got a pretty solid perspective on this shit (just because you got a partner doesnt mean you stop living your life, including seeing friends of the other gender) and ive laid that out pretty clear from the get go, only had one girl that didnt get it, and we didnt last too long because of it.

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being single does not = liberty.

same as not being single does not exclude liberty.

well thats fair enough, i cannot dispute that point of view, as it is a pragmatists view - I have to agree..

you can still be single and retain your independence
I cant argue with this either since it is what I'm getting at. Did you mean 'you can still be in a relationship and still retain independance'?

If so, I agree with that too, however its a pretty special and precious thing if you can find it.

-D

well thats fair enough, i cannot dispute that point of view, as it is a pragmatists view - I have to agree..

I cant argue with this either since it is what I'm getting at. Did you mean 'you can still be in a relationship and still retain independance'?

If so, I agree with that too, however its a pretty special and precious thing if you can find it.

-D

Correct, it was a case of typing before I thought...

Correct, it was a case of typing before I thought...

and i wont argue with u on the technicality - you find the right partner, whether ur a chick or a dude, you can have a good relationship if both parties agree to negotiate - however my point stands, once u been in a couple relationships it surely doesnt hurt to have a couple years 'off' or at least do yr own thing while looking for the next opportunity objectively, as in sitting back and looking at the bigger picture - and if you arent pressuring urself, and are happy doing ur own thing, then why not avoid the rigamarole of the dating game - society seems to think that everyone needs another part to keep em stable or sane.... pretty shallow imho

and it goes against common sense too.... the world is overpopulated and the churches/mosques/temples want us to be fruitful and multiply...cool in principle, but unless a society has the discipline to regulate a 1 child policy (like china) then nobody has the right to wantonly procreate when the resources are scarce. I think of the 'octomom' and say shes a perfect example of procreation gone wrong....

Human beings are a virus with shoes - people love to pretend we're evolved, but when you get down to it, there are species of bacteria with a more sophisticated social structure.

-D

We're in the wrong country for a 1 child policy Ben.......with the baby boomers in the throws of retirement you'll need 10 times more peeps in the workforce to support them (pension) which means 2 children to replace the parents and 1 for society (as per Peter Costello's quote).

Opens up another can of worms because there are peeps out there that will criticize those that try and buy investment property so as not to rely on hand outs (aka pension) but then the X's & Y's will criticize that as well....you can't win either way no matter what you do, LOL

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