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Majanal

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Hey guys,

I'm just starting to get over the game now, so I thought that it could be a good time to start getting the photo's and stories out.

I know that I was shattered for about 15-30mins after the game... and then I was able to talk... any way... got this today and thought I would get things going with this joke.

On a tour of Australia, the Pope took a few days off to visit the coast for

some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach in the Pope-mobile when

there was a frantic commotion just off shore.

A helpless man, wearing an English Rugby jersey, was struggling frantically

to free himself from the jaws of a 20 foot Great White shark. As the Pope

watched in horror, a speedboat pulled up with three men wearing Wallabies

Rugby jerseys. One quickly fired a harpoon into the shark's side while the

other two reached out and pulled the blue, semiconscious Pommie fan from the

water. Then, using long clubs, the three beat the shark to death and hauled

it into the boat.

Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to him. "I give you my

blessing for your brave actions. I heard that there is some bitter hatred

between Australian and English Rugby fans, but now I have seen with my own

eyes that this is not true".

As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies, "Who was that?" "It

was the Pope" one replied. "He is in direct contact with God and has access

to all of God's wisdom." "Well" the harpooner said, "he may have access to

God and his wisdom, but he doesn't know shit about shark fishing. Is the

bait holding up OK or do we need to get another one?"

I'll put up some photo's shortly.

Dan.

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On a tour of Australia, the Pope took a few days off to visit the coast for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach in the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore.

A helpless man, wearing an English Rugby jersey, was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 20 foot Great White shark. As the Pope watched in horror, a speedboat pulled up with three men wearing Wallabies Rugby jerseys. One quickly fired a harpoon into the shark's side while the other two reached out and pulled the blue, semiconscious Pommie fan from the water. Then, using long clubs, the three beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat.

Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to him. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions. I heard that there is some bitter hatred between Australian and English Rugby fans, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true".

As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies, "Who was that?" "It was the Pope" one replied. "He is in direct contact with God and has access to all of God's wisdom." "Well" the harpooner said, "he may have access to God and his wisdom, but he doesn't know shit about shark fishing. Is the bait holding up OK or do we need to get another one?"

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On a tour of Australia, the Pope took a few days off to visit the coast for some sightseeing.  He was cruising along the beach in the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore.

A helpless man, wearing an English Rugby jersey, was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 20 foot Great White shark.  As the Pope watched in horror, a speedboat pulled up with three men wearing Wallabies Rugby jerseys.  One quickly fired a harpoon into the shark's side while the other two reached out and pulled the blue, semiconscious Pommie fan from the water.  Then, using long clubs, the three beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat.

Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to him. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions. I heard that there is some bitter hatred between Australian and English Rugby fans, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true".

As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies, "Who was that?" "It was the Pope" one replied. "He is in direct contact with God and has access to all of God's wisdom." "Well" the harpooner said, "he may have access to God and his wisdom, but he doesn't know shit about shark fishing.  Is the bait holding up OK or do we need to get another one?"

So how do you tell your dad he posted the same message that you posted... and that you stole it from him!

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NO WAY, GET...

...hang on....

Yeah, I'll be back in the new year..gotta get back out on the track with the new toy. You need to get that good-for-nothing son of yours to organise a track day I can get to, maybe the monday of the long weekend in Jan.

But weren't we talking about rugby?

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