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Revenge story :(

I droped my mate off at maccas in cremorn.

whilst i was waiting for him, some wanna b homeboy came out and did some fagg homey sighn to me smart littler F**K.

it took ages for my mate to get his 7!!! cheesburges done lol so whils he was waiting for them i told him to buy a couple of 30cent cones (40 cents) haha.

finnaly the cheesburgers were done. and we pulled out and drove down the road for about 1km and we saw them and my mate got the BEST SHOT! on this littler ****er the cone just sort of exploded all over his back and pants!!! soooooooooooooooooooo ***en FUNNY!

haha, we did something similiar once after going clubbing about 5 years ago. There was this real wanker that we used to always see there walking around with a bottle of champaign and 2 glasses trying to pick chicks all night. He tried it with 1 of my mates gfriends and even tho she told him to piss off he wouldnt leave her alone. My friend got pissed off smacked the guy in the mouth but them we got kicked out by the bouncers. So we went and got something to eat and when we were driving back through the city we say this wanker walking on the side of the road. My mate had a full 500ml bottle of orange juice so we drove up near him yelled out to him and threw the bottle of juice all over him from the car. . We then say him a few weeks later at the same club and we all laughed at him, but he wouldnt do shit coz he had no friends and was a gutless little prick

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I kind of don't agree. See you can hit someone hard enough to scare the shit out of them' date=' without beating the shit out of them. Then they learn their lesson.

yes thats true but if they did cry to the police that you hit them then they can twist the story in their favour, and think about it do you think the police are gonna be in your favour a 20 or so year old hitting a 14 year old or something like that? you would be considered in the wrong cause your far stronger then they are and i applaud mack for being able to hold back from knocking that little shits teeth through the back of his head.

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I kind of don't agree. See you can hit someone hard enough to scare the shit out of them, without beating the shit out of them. Then they learn their lesson.

yes thats true but if they did cry to the police that you hit them then they can twist the story in their favour, and think about it do you think the police are gonna be in your favour a 20 or so year old hitting a 14 year old or something like that? you would be considered in the wrong cause your far stronger then they are.

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I think we need what they have in Africa on some of there cars. When some one trys to steal it there is a big flame that comes up from under the car.  

HMMM Might start working on that now.

Any orders.  

It will also cook your eggs for you so u can have eggs when you wake up.

:alcoholic

LOL

I think those were developed in South Africa - pronounced "Saaaaf Afrikk-A".

You'd be gutted if your girl friend went to get something out the car and didn't realise it was locked! Then again, she'd end up with no hair on the bottom half of her body, which could be a plus....

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talkin about eggs...

my brother has an Ford BA XR6 Ute, and he had only had it for 2 weeks, and was parked outside one of the busiest pubs in my home town, and when he came out to go home, somone had thrown an egg at it, and it didnt just stick on there, it was thrown at such a force, that it has removed the clear coat from that spot, and cracked and chipped the paint, and it really made a mess... hold your hand into a fist and you pretty much get the size of it, a big white spider web is what it looks like, and can see it from a distance pretty well too...

so from after this, whenever ive seen somone throwing eggs at anyone, i give 'em a peice of my mind...

eggs + little vandals = nothing but a slap on the wrist from cops

and it leaves the owner of the car with the repair bill.

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