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tomj
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Ladies, Men, Children, Animals,

Its coming up to xmas once again. id like to take this oppurtunity to wish everyone and their families a very merry xmas and a safe and prosperous festive season.

Even if your not catholic or dont celebrate, its coming to the end of the year so these thoughts also extend your way.

Keep safe, enjoy your holidays, enjoy the time you have to spend with your loved ones, and may you get the presents you wanted rather then that coat hanger from your grandma.

Tom, and Antilag.com

Feel free to send your wishes below

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Tom for Xmas im buying you an English lesson honey

its spelt Opportunity :rofl:

Dear All,

In view of problems that I have suffered from my lack of political correctness on previous occasions, would you...

"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter/summer solstice holiday, (dependant upon whether you are located north/south of the equator) practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

"I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2005 c.e. (common era), but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make this country great (not to imply that this country is necessarily greater than any other country), and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.

"By accepting this greeting, you are agreeing these terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

"This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher."

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