Whoretown WA

[GTS-t VSPEC]

Don't worry Ken, Whoretown just keeps expanding, everytime you think there is not enough room for anymore BS, I find a way to pack some more in. Can't understand why no-one else want to play.:lol:

See'ya:burnout:

[gtrken]

Cos every sane person is either

at the pub

at the club

in bed

with friends

in bed with friends

hell, even in bed with there wife

any where but on this goddamn forum talking to desperates like you:D :lol: :lol:

Cheers

Ken

[gtrken]

* Hmmm what does that make me *

OOPS , I double posted.

No , theres a knocking at the door....

AAARGGHHH it's Joe the whore police... nooooo , I didn't mean to do it... I'm sorry ... please don't beat me, please don't:(

Hehehehe:lol:

Cheers

Ken

[GTS-t VSPEC]

Well that make us sound like the two saddest bastards in town, hell I can live with that.

I'm on the net until almost every other bastard gives up, I sleep at work.

See'ya:burnout:

[gtrken]

I would like to sleep at work but the other road users might complain

Cheers

Ken

[GTS-t VSPEC]

Other road users do think your asleep at the wheel:lol:

I'd be really scared if Joe knocked on the door, you'd want to make sure you have plenty of public liability insurance, he'd probably trip on the door step and break his leg:lol:

See'ya:burnout:

[gtrken]

Nah , I'm lying, he wouldn't have got up the paved driveway without going bum up:shake:

Whaat, you seen me drive then. Damn i gotta get those windows tinted darker on the van.

Scares people when they look over to see your head resting on the wheel going down the freeway :lol:

Cheers

Ken

[GTS-t VSPEC]

Reflective tint, they can't see you sleeping and you don't get disturbed by the light, a win-win situation:lol:

I'm sursprised Joe's lived this long, he's accident prone. Maybe we could all chip in some money and buy him a plastic bubble to live in:lol:

See'ya:burnout:

[gtrken]

Yep , I gotta couple of Glad bags i could put together. Will give him priolly a coupla days of air unless he falls out of it, punctures it, rolls it down a hill , sets fire to it or any innumerable other things we prolly haven't even thought of.:lol:

Cheers

Ken

[APA]

msg to self :Start donating plastic shopping bags to gtrken so we can make joes bubble house

[GTS-t VSPEC]

Knowing Joes luck some piece of the Challenger space shuttle will burst through the atmosphere and destroy the bubble. It might be kinder just to kill him now, rather than let him suffer with accidents the rest of his life:lol:

See'ya:burnout:

[gtrken]

* msg to self to turn off all phones , don't answer front door and stay off puter for a few days after Joe sees this latest effort of phptf and me *

Cheers

( and in hiding )

Ken

[APA]

ken what if a seriously hot babe is at your front door right now

would u answer it?

and she wants to give u some loving?

hehehehehe

tempting!

adrian

[Micko]

Pitty you guys can't put your minds to something more useful than taking the pi out of Joe - how about working out this weeks' lotto numbers for me instead:D

[GTS-t VSPEC]

Joe's taking all this in his stride, when he doesn't fall over an hurt himself:lol:

Imagine falling out of a parked car, I would just die from embarassment. Joe's dad was cool, helping to fix Hick's intercooler, we have yet to send Hicks the bill, he won't be happy when he finds out that I charge $160/hr for my time.

See'ya:burnout:

[APA]

shit lucky i wasn't there to fix his car

my starting rate is $200

and it doubles every hour extra

adrian

[GTS-t VSPEC]

Adrian, You work at Nandos, your going rate is a handful of peanuts:lol:

See'ya:burnout:

[Micko]

Originally posted by GTS-t VSPEC

Adrian, You work at Nandos, your going rate is a handful of peanuts:lol:

See'ya:burnout:

Good point - but your going rate of $160/hr usually involves handling more tools than a screwdriver & a ratchet:lol:

[APA]

hey

leave nandos out of it lol

that is just a lil on the side stuff

i am really a hardcore jap tuner from Garage Sushi

one time on Mechanic camp we put together a engine backwards and drove it , it was so cool yeah

and then there was this one time i even drove with no exhaust

whoa

i am really tired lol

can ya tell?

adrian

[APA]

hahaa micko

good call

now back to work at garage sushi

* Adrian_perth gets to work on his Rb26dett Powered scooter