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Originally posted by 33Spec2

yeah i go into the ladies all the time! :D

actually i hav seen a lot of drunk guys go in by accident!

read bak 2 pages! then i hav 2 read through 2 pages of crap :D

I love it when you are at the urinal and the chicks who can't wait for the queue start using the mens dunnys.

Bit of a shock to still be zipping up and confronted by a chick as you turn.

Cheers

Ken

maybe he's not partying cos its not the right kinda party - maybe next mardi gras we should pull him along and if he starts being a little enthusiastic then - we've got problems - oh oh that reminds me of another movie poster - i will drag that one out - i pissed myself laughing when i saw it - its actually for the same movie - it goes like this (no kidding about the names) - "sean like lauren, lauren likes paul, paul likes sean" I'll see if i can dig it out!

Originally posted by gtrken

I love it when you are at the urinal and the chicks who can't wait for the queue start using the mens dunnys.

Bit of a shock to still be zipping up and confronted by a chick as you turn.

Cheers

Ken

We know you love it Ken! They are only in there trying to check out the goods :D haha *j/k*

Doh !

Too slow again.

Best one I had was the drunk chick who just walked up to the urinal , hiked up her skirt ( no knickers ) and let rip .

I was standing there , slack jawed ( only the jaw was slack by then tho ) wondering how she did it .:D

Cheers

Ken

Originally posted by 33Spec2

hahaha i been in the ladies room in david jones only coz my friends told me i had 2 c it! carpet and lounge and everything! not fair all the guys get is a urinal wit fancy yellow urinal cakes!

because we're worth it :D

plus we spend more money in there than you guys do!

Originally posted by 33Spec2

hahaha i been in the ladies room in david jones only coz my friends told me i had 2 c it! carpet and lounge and everything! not fair all the guys get is a urinal wit fancy yellow urinal cakes!

yellow urinal cakes.

What do they taste like ??

Cheers

Ken

Originally posted by Nizmo

because we're worth it :P  

plus we spend more money in there than you guys do!

Hmm might have to speak to the Pitstop bookshop about this.

Peter , you need a fancy dunny to attract more guys to shop here.

Cheers

Ken

Originally posted by 33Spec2

havent tried them yet probably urine! mmmmmmmm yum cakeeeeeeee

Always made me wonder about the recycling aspect of pub toilets.

Imagine the profit. By 1/2 way thru the night , the average punter wouldn't know if it was fresh or recycled anyway.

Cheers

Ken

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