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Originally posted by GTS-t VSPEC

Ken,

I hear you keep a tight leash on your dog:p

See'ya:burnout:

I will ignore any more references to dogs , walking , chained dogs, sick dogs , and gone to the dogs.

This joke has barkcame beyond a joke and has gone to the dogs.

This will now be put down cos it's old and buried ( in the yard )

cheers

doggoner

Ken

Originally posted by Nizmo

haha i think theres going to be a lot of fustration released tonight with u too - i'll be cheering for ya :)

Niz , slow and steady wins the race ( not to mention the wifes admiration ).

Paul may be a player , but 60 secs is hard for the rest of the table to get warmed up.

Hehehe

cheers

Ken

Slapping the Salami

Spanking the Monkey

There was one to do with a dolphin cant remember what it was tho - i used to have a long list of references....... haha couldnt remember elements in the periodic table - but could remeber the long list of references to having a wank :)

Originally posted by Nizmo

ok what about reference to salami? monkeys?

Hoy you , stop encouraging him or we will both start with the

little man in the boat

2 uses for a cucumber

how can girls straighten a banana

type stuff.

so knock it ( and anyone else you feel like ) off:D

cheers

ken

Originally posted by Nizmo

Slapping the Salami

Spanking the Monkey

There was one to do with a dolphin cant remember what it was tho - i used to have a long list of references....... haha couldnt remember elements in the periodic table - but could remeber the long list of references to having a wank :D

you had better be careful or there may be a big gay wing held up by three poles at your window shortly.

Don't forget , he knows where you live and I warned you at the start he is weird.:)

cheers

Ken

he'll have to stand on his wing to get over the fence Ken :D Daddy's got his little girl pretty much locked away nicely.

haha - lucky u used the word car in their paul - that was starting to have a double meaning :)

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