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Originally posted by GTS-t VSPEC

Shan, Hehe, better not tell the Mrs that:p

Niz, I think he was sick of having to clean up his place after some cops (Joe)

See'ya:burnout:

poor joe, he was stuck in the toilet, me thinks the pig was paul and adam and aidwin

My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we decided to

> >get married. My parents helped us in every way; my friends encouraged

> >me, and my girlfriend. She was a dream! There was only one thing

> >bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be.

> >She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who

> >sometimes flirted with me, which made me feel uncomfortable. One day she

> >called me and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.

> >So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me,

> >that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me

> >that she couldn't overcome. So before I got married and committed my

> >life to her daughter, she wanted to make love to me just once. What

> >could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she

> >said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and

> >get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the

> >stairs. I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went

> >to the front door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house. Her

> >husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me

> >and said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little

> >test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter.

> >Welcome to the family.

> >

> >Moral of the story?

> >"Always keep your condoms in the car."

Originally posted by GTS-t VSPEC

Shan, Hehe, better not tell the Mrs that:p

Niz, I think he was sick of having to clean up his place after some cops (Joe)

See'ya:burnout:

oi why am I getting bad wrap?

I stayed and offered to help him! and I did cook after all :)

you lot are pig feast on such nice food then NO paying up :P

In korea you get shot/wash dishes for not paying for food. :bahaha:

besides I am buying him bottle of turky for his touble :(

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