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Paul i probably wont sleep all night ...... so yes nanna nap ..... this is coming from a guy that takes one quite frequently!

eh? since when have i chained you up and spanked you?

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Niz, I just read something on the net, sounds like a good idea for an SAU party:D

GERMANS are screaming, moaning, and panting for the latest nightlife craze: porno karaoke.

Film producers Satt und Durstig organised a premiere in Berlin last month after a successful test run in the northern city of Hamburg, and the trend has already spawned imitators in other major cities.

Porno karaoke is similar to traditional karaoke - but, instead of standing in for Whitney Houston or Frank Sinatra, contestants belt out the soundtracks of adult movie stars.

Players pair off in male-female teams as an XXX film is loaded into the projector. With the sound turned off, each duo is handed two microphones, and has one minute to provide the aural fireworks for the action on the screen.

The crowd, which tends to find the show more comic than erotic, then chooses the couple that has given the most convincing, creative, and ecstatic performance of faking an orgasm before hundreds of strangers.  

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Paul dad pointed to the indicator (which is smashed) and goes "So you ordered a new indicator yet mate?" and he goes" oooh does it need one does it?" *bashes head on wall* apparently dad was pissed off and got pretty angry at them :wave:

haha that sounds funny ..... porno karaoke :cheers:

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My mother taught me to read when I was four years old (her first

mistake).

One day, I was in the bathroom and noticed one of the cabinet doors was ajar. I read the box in the cabinet. I then asked my mother why she was keeping 'napkins' (Stayfree pads) in the bathroom. Didn't they belong in the kitchen?

Not wanting to burden me with unnecessary facts, she told me that those were for "special occasions" (her second mistake).

Now fast forward a few months....It's Thanksgiving Day, and my folks are leaving to pick up my uncle and his wife for dinner. Mum had assignments for all of us while they were gone. Mine was to set the table.

When they returned, my uncle came in first and immediately burst into laughter. Next came his wife who gasped, then began giggling. Next came my father, who roared with laughter. Then came Mum, who almost died of embarrassment when she saw each place setting on the table with a "special occasion" napkin at each plate, with the fork carefully arranged on top. I had even tucked the little tail in so they didn't hang off the edge!!

My mother asked me why I used these and, of course, my response sent the other adults into further fits of laughter. "But, Mum, you SAID they were for special occasions!!!"

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yeah understood but they shouldnt be promising something they cant deliver and cmon - a smashed indicator is something they shouldve noticed. Plus they are just figuring out how phucked up the front bar is now ..... a month after they've had it! They've just discovered now that they are going to have to send it out to be refibreglassed!!

Nah not about me :cheers: thought that was hella funny tho! I wasnt taught to read at age 4 ...... i think it was the older kids at school that taught me to read ...... i was always the favourite with the older kids when i was little :wave:

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