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  1. assuming even injector flowrates and flow between ports/chambers in your head, (say cnc'd or similar) are there any manifolds out there, custom or otherwise, that will distribute air evenly? d
  2. electrical mate. tv's stereos etc etc etc d
  3. oh.. no i was referring to the flow figures of the stock 26 manifold runner to runner... d
  4. haha yeah harveys. for those that don't know thats my new place of employment. 2 gtr's usually parked on the road there.... d
  5. i c. any test results anywhere - flowbench or otherwise? d
  6. jayce posted some up in the spotted thread... otherwise i'm sure you'll be seeing/hearing lots more about it in due course! d
  7. h,mmmm... thats a pretty noice proice! d
  8. hmm! interesting. i'm curious to where/who did the testing on this and found those results... d
  9. looks like i'm either working or at the coast no show from rb026 d
  10. holy shit! really! that, boys and girls, is the car nick posted a pic of outside autotech. might give him a call! how bad was the damage? d
  11. mmm me too pls all curious now! d
  12. if i were to purchase a new cat it'd be from magic performance job. heaps of people are managing yummy power increases with these units. even if they're not cheap, i have no doubt they're just about the best flowing cats that money can buy. they come in 3-4-5 inch with reducers optional for any size piping... d
  13. hmmm did i spy your engine bay in a recent australian car magazine d
  14. aaah dammit here goes. ************ This husband and wife are staying in a hotel, and after a romantic evening wining and dining they go off to bed. However, as soon as they settled down, the man leans over and whispers softly, "Hey snuggle boopy boops, your lickle hubby wubby isn't quite ready for bye-byes yet." The wife takes the hint and says, "OK, but I have to use the bathroom first." So off she goes but on her way back she trips over a piece of carpet and lands flat on her face. Her husband jumps up and exclaims in a concerned tone "Oh my little honey bunny, is your nosey-wosey all right?" No harm is done, so she jumps into bed and they have mad passionate sex for three hours. Afterwards, the wife goes off to the bathroom again, but on her way she trips over the same piece of carpet and again lands flat on her face on the floor. Her husband looks over and grunts "Clumsy bitch." ************ Yesterday scientists in Canada revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory they fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive. ************ After getting married the bride and groom jump into a horse driven carriage and bid their families farewell. Ten minutes later the horse suddenly stops causing the newly weds to be thrown forward. The groom calmly jumps out the carriage, walks in front of the horse and shouts: "THAT’S ONE!!". Then jumps back into the carriage and resumes his journey. Another ten minutes passes and the horse does the same again. The groom jumps out and calmly walks in front of the horse, and shouts: "THAT’S TWO!!" then hits the horse over the head with a baseball bat. He then jumps back into the carriage and carries on the journey. Another ten minutes later, the horse still not taking the hint suddenly stops, thrusting the unsuspecting newly weds forward once more. Calmly the groom walks in front of the horse and shouts: "THAT’S THREE!!!" and blows the horses head off with a handgun. Just as he’s about to sit down next to his new wife, she says "That was a bit harsh wasn’t it !!!". Calmly he looks into her eyes and shouts: "THAT’S ONE!!" .... ************ man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower. In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket." The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea ... just for tonight, let's pretend we're married" The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not", she giggles. "Great!", he replies, "Get your own DAMN blanket!" ************ A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey, there's no law preventing weird people from buying condoms. Who knows, maybe it's a good thing. The next day, the same man comes back to the store, purchases yet another condom, and once again he leaves the store laughing wildly. This piques the interest of the pharmacist. "What's could be so funny about buying a condom, anyway?" So he tells his clerk "If this guy ever comes back, I want you to follow him to see where he goes." Sure enough, the next day the same man is back, he buys the condom, and again starts cracking up with laughter, then leaves. The pharmacist tells his clerk, go follow the guy. About an hour later, the clerk comes back to the store. "Did you follow him? Where did he go?" asks the pharmacist. The clerk replies "Your house." ************ hehehe d
  15. hmmm yeah i want to know specifically what's wrong with the par gearsets. and dogboxes can be a pita around and about. most people learn to drive "around" the box cos they AREN"T user friendly. i've seen plenty of people sit at the lights cccrrruuunnnch... pause... crruunnnnccchh.... longer pause. cerunchclick into first... and sometimes they'll just lock you out of a gearchange if it doesn't like the revs you've got planned for your shift. having said all that, some are supposed to be still streetable. my mate has a ppg bits in his rex and its noisy, but quite user-friendly. d
  16. hehe nick (amaru)'s turbs spin for aaaaages after shut down nothing to worry about d
  17. i see little point in changing either. there's nothing wrong with the factory one. i still wonder why nismo re-invented the wheel with their aftermarket jobbie. d
  18. i was in kingston????? cool! haha and i wasn't even driving! but yeah was good to see you mark. d
  19. spotted burgundy 33 blondie chick driver. canberra ave under the bridge 545pmish spotted fezza 328 gts today near manuka mmmm lots of ferraris! *wipes drewl from chin* d
  20. aaaah i see. so it IS bob's beast! man i love that car. made me want a 33 gtr it did! i left slobber all over the interior i was out with chris @ inline and him when they were ditching the hks coilovers for the bilsteins. and yeah bob is a nice guy! and i can't believe i didn't notice the blooming great alfa sign out the front. that pretty much gives it away d
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  22. mmm looks surprisingly similar to bob mitchell's beast but it isn't, right? so who be the owner of this car? that looks like the outside of evo. does anything coming out of your mouth ever vaguely represent something intelligent?? d
  23. you need to see some eddie murphy live mark d
  24. does this guy post? this car is also on the performanceforums classifieds, although people on there tend to be a little more vocal about their thoughts d
  25. not using it mik? d
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