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  1. Spotted ARL-*** gunmetal R32 GTR in Cherrybrook just then
  2. I'll try to find some time to trial fit a front seat this week.
  3. spottededededed TRD-33Y on George St
  4. Work Pooguide As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORKPOO is inevitable. For those who hate pooing at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work. *CROP DUSTING* When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants. *FLY BY* The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooing. Walk in and check for other pooers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom. *ESCAPEE * A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poo in a cubicle. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy. *JAILBREAK* When forcing a poo, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhoea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the cubicle until everyone has left the bathroom to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred. *COURTESY FLUSH* The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poo hits the water. This reduces the amount of airtime the poo has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME. *WALK OF SHAME * Walking from the cubicle, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH. *OUT OF THE CLOSET POOER* A colleague who poos at work and is proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooer enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under his or her arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooer before entering the bathroom. *THE POOING FRIENDS NETWORK (P.F.N) * *A group of co-workers who band together to ensure emergency pooing goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of Out Of The Closet Pooers, and identify SAFE HAVENS. *SAFE HAVENS * A seldom-used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can lea st expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooer of your sex entering the bathroom. *TURD BURGLAR* Someone who does not realise that you are in the cubicle and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a poo at work. If this occurs, remain in the cubicle until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact. *CAMO-COUGH* A phoney cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a cubicle. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE. *ASTAIRE * A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a cubicle. This will remove all doubt that the cubicle is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooer can poo in peace. *WATERMELON* A poo that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH. *HAVANA OMELET* A case of diarrhoea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using a Camo-Cough with an Astaire. *UNCLE TED * *A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle Ted makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to poo when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees. __________________
  5. I don't remember? I was on the phone so that's why I'm hazy about remembering anything that time...
  6. Wha? I don't remember seeing him
  7. **** SOLD!!! **** I'm selling my Dark Blue + Black Leatherette Seat Covers for R33 GTS-T as purchased in Jetdat's groupbuy with Ultimate Auto Trim: http://www.skylinesaustralia.com/forums/in...howtopic=125150 They are in absolutely NEW condition and only taken out of the box to take the pictures. I am selling as I plan to sell my R33 in the near future and see no point in fitting the covers on. They are made from leatherette material and the front seats have the Nissan logo embossed on them. They are also very simple to fit on. The whole set includes 2 x front seat covers 1 x rear seat cover 1 x handbrake boot (black) Pictures below: Note that the pictures only show some of the items in the set and more pictures can be provided if needed. Postage can be organised but as always pickup is preferred. Pickup can be either from Hills District or North Ryde in Sydney NSW. If you have any questions please post them in this thread rather than PM me - that will save me (and you) time if I have to answer the same question more than once. Thanks for looking! Price: $350
  8. Spotted my boy ando in the cef on Beecroft Road this morning
  9. Sounds like it could be an AFM issue. Almost every R33 auto driver has heard of or personally encountered your problem. I had the problem too and it stopped after I had the car tuned with a SAFC2.
  10. Is that the right use of ironic?
  11. If you pump on Wednesday, Thursday or Friday, you're getting ripped off. Tuesdays have the cheapest prices.
  12. Spotted a black or midnight purple R33 GTR pull into the Fujitsu building at North Ryde just then...
  13. Pictures to demonstrate Sedan: Coupe:
  14. Coupe has the former, sedan has the latter
  15. Mine are waiting at the post office. Have to wait til saturday to pick em up
  16. That was me!
  17. Standard P1s were always cast. It was the QF version that was forged. They also have the P1 Racing II and P1 Racing SF in their range and both these are cast too.
  18. Happy birthday sam!~!
  19. Love the red colour on series 2 R33s.
  20. Check here: http://www.skylinesaustralia.com/forums/in...showtopic=84965
  21. lol stan I know how you feel - I take it these were the same set you went to the trackday with? Because the trackday destroyed my rear tyres, I was running on near slicks (<0.5mm tread + steel belts showing) for a few months and it was very very scary in the wet. If you want a long lasting tyre, get something cheap and mediocre gripping like Nankang NS2s. Tyres with good grip = softer compound = shorter life. So subsequently, Tyres with longer life = harder compound = poor grip PS: Stop doing burnouts :D PPS: In the end I got Bridgestone Firenzas for my rears at a weak 235 size. Cost me $300 for a pair.
  22. Schumacher retires http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/54403 Ferrari confirm Raikkonen and Massa http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/54404
  23. I thought E36 M3s were now considered slow - until this one whipped my arse around the track:
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