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An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. 'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively. 'I would like it infrequently' she replied. The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned over towards her and whispered 'Is that one word or two?'

Black 33, at the gym this arvo

you can get a full set of DBA4000 slotted for that price

I should so know better then to leave myself logged in, and must stop posting when drunk.. lol

Dang..I have spent hours today searching for the Grass! BTW - How does the champas taste today Shell... Sparklers was a top idea Posting a few happy snaps? If Shaun and Shane had your camera - check the content immediately (PG)... WTF - this isnt me or my Avatar...rofl Now for some real fun..Mwahaha

damn it so should have done that, but at the time I was not thinking at all well still not sure how I got a sentence out... still not thinking well lol

sin mate I am sure we can buy a cheap one, use it for JD sulshies then give it back, just dont tell them about the DJ that went through it

dude my 24mg connection has been scattered at best over the last 4 days, telstra came to fix it... dropped my speed to 10mb so not happy about it... and it still drops out every hour

Sin thanks for a great night, nice to meet some of the new crowd, sorry about the randomness, yes I am still up had way to many red bulls that I didnt need... (i never have caffine)

lol^^^^

R and R maybe

Not so fun when you are 2 stories up screwing in a new roof, so as to stop the wind blowing it off! Lighting smashing around us, not to mention the slipper surface... did I also say I dont like heights lol

Thats because you probably were...

Sin you know I am in... Bags a room upfront, preference to albinos first lol....

spotted a silver 33 with a chick driving, on Kingsfordsmitih around lunch (was in the bombindore... red ute)

went out there and well No one any where, i saw a couple of skylines at random times but other wise nothing

at this stage I will be meeting you guys at the BBQ for a little while then see what happens, depends on how much work I get done over the weekend.

> Subject: Cute Letter To Santa > > > > > > > > > > > > Dear Santa, > > Please send me a baby brother. > > > > > > Santa wrote back: > > "Send me your mother..."

52 things you would love to say out loud at work 1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of sh*t. 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way. 6. Who lit the fuse on your tampon? 7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message. 8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant. 9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying. 10. Ahhhh. I see the f ***-up fairy has visited us again. 11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid. 12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a sh*t. 14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. 15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. 16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. 17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist. 18. Any resemblance between your reality and mine are purely coincidental. 19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks?! 20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. 21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off. 22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. 23. And your cry-baby whiny-arsed opinion would be? 24. Do I look like a f****** people person to you? 25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. 26. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left. 27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. 28. If I throw a stick, will you leave? 29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. 30. Whatever kind of look you were aiming for, you missed. 31. Oh I get it. Like humour, but different......... 32. An office is just a mental institute without the padded walls. 33. Can I swap this job for what's behind door .........1? 34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses. 35. Nice perfume (or aftershave). Must you marinate in it? 36. Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done. 37. How do I set a laser printer to stun? 38. I thought I wanted a career; it turns out I just needed the money. 39. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being more intelligent. 40. Wait a minute - I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. 41. Aren't you a black hole of need. 42. I'd like to help you out, which way did you come in? 43. Did you eat an extra bowl of stupid this morning? 44. Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma. 45. If you have something to say raise your hand.........then place it over your mouth. 46. I'm too busy, can I ignore you some other time? 47. Don't let your mind wander, its too small to be let out on its own. 48. Have a nice day, somewhere else. 49. You're not yourself today, I noticed the improvement straight away. 50. You are as pretty as a picture, I'd really like to hang you. 51. Don't believe everything you think. 52. Do you hear that? That's the sound of no-one caring.

there is a direct drop in for r12 its called R49 or R409 both will do the job if done by someone who has a clue, also 134a can be replaced but will more then likely cause seals to go in the compressor, oil and dryer will need replacing as well. Talking to someone who got a 30 year old fridge freezer to run on 134a lol... lasted 12 months sooo should have put more oil in.

I sell myself and make enough money to buy a... 31 lol, not bagging anyone with a 31 either. Might bring the bike out instead

Rant... damn bills Just paid over $800 for Elec, water, rates, phone and mobile. plus the mortgage on top of that. Over it!!

What ever date Ill try and turn up for the bbq, to embarrassing cursing around with you guys in the vu ute, unless.... mmm

bah ha ha someone needs to ring and talk to this ulay