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hockey...

lol, all that ends well.

INDOOR GOLF ====== ==== 1. Each player will furnish his own equipment for play. This Normally consisits of one club and two balls but may vary depending on golfer. 2. Course to be played must be approved by the owner of the course before play can begin. If consent is not given, much trouble may follow. 3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out of the hole. 4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check the stiffness of the shaft before play begins. 5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict the length of the club to avoid damage to the hole. 6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again. 7. Players are cautioned to select the proper hole for play. 8. It is normally considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediadtely upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will usually admire the entire course, with special attention to well formed bunkers. He should assure himself that the hole is properly lubricated to aid in stroking. Additional lubrication may be added to the club if necessary preferably by the course owner. 9. Players are cautioned not to mention any other courses they have played recently, or concurrently, to the current course owner. Upset owners have been known to damage players equipment for this reason. 10. Indoor Golf can be one of the most enjoyable and entertaining pastimes available, if done properly and by the rules. It is hoped that we have helped you to play more and better with these simple rules. Bye!!!!!

> A stranger was seated next to a little girl maybe > 12, on the airplane > when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's > talk. I've heard that > flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation > with your fellow > passenger." > > The little girl, who had just opened her book, > closed it slowly and said > to the stranger, "What would you like to talk > about?" > > Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about > nuclear power?" > > "OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. > But let me ask you > a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat > grass, the same > stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a > cow turns out a flat > patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. > Why do you suppose > that is?" > > The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have > no idea . " > > To which the little girl replies, "Do you really > feel qualified to > discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?

Leigh go the evo for sure if I was earning another 15g on what I am now I would lease an evo. They are tidy cars good performance and style with out the family car look!!! lol. Good luck mate.

hopefully they fix the A/F's before driving it to much!!!!

mash

oh np, sorry cant help with that. No GTR

I am not to sure that this would be good for hill climbs lol lag lag bang oh shit!!!! then hard break lag lag bang again

http://www.skylinesaustralia.com/forums/in...showtopic=93880

rofl

might be a repost by me.... LOVE DRESS A woman stopped by at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. "What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered. "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed! "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained. "Love dress? But you're naked!" "My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me." The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, Showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively. "What are you doing?" he asked. "This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually. "Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?

little f**k heads. I ll keep my ear out for a cheap sat nav.

the last is a RSM rev speed meter it can monitor speed shit light, top speed recall and RPM how to set well from memory you have to tell it that its running off 6 pistons then wheel size. Its not an Apexi so I am not sure of the settings they can also do 0 to 400m and 0 to 100kph well the apex i can!!!.

shouldnt be doing shit like that in a built up street, saying that I cant see any black marks on the road... Full story needed before I call it. I am no angel but tend to pick more appropriate areas.

lol not bad!!!

haha go Leigh with the baby seats in a turbo forester!!!!

A man asked and old Indian what was his wifes name. He replied "she is called three horse" The man said "that is an unusual name for your wife What does it mean?" The old Indian answered "its old Indian name. it mean.................................................. nag nag nag!"

I had some comments in your for sale add, they must have been removed. Sounds good. Though you would be selling for the house plan. Someone buy Leighs car!!!

good luck mate, what is the other car you are looking at!!

Go the blues!!!

lol yeah good night, great to catch up with the old crew again, now after many of conversations telling me to keep the car, I may just do that. See what happens. Thanks again for Donnan for dropping me home. The couple of beers was at least I could do. Sorry guys for the mid run out for a domesticish issue, who was there knows!!!

Jayce I am running late, if you didnt get my text message. Ill be about 10 mins late. Ill PM you my number as I may have a wrong one for you.

sounds good!!

hate to say it but busted ring lands. Good luck mate.