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I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court, when I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, purple, and blue. The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" The old man did not bat an eye in his response. "Got drunk once and had Sex with a peacock...just wondering if you were my son."

DO YOU FART IN BED? IF THIS STORY DOESN'T MAKE YOU CRY FOR LAUGHING SO HARD, LET ME KNOW AND I'LL PRAY FOR YOU. THIS IS A STORY ABOUT A COUPLE WHO HAD BEEN HAPPILY MARRIED FOR YEARS. THE ONLY FRICTION IN THEIR MARRIAGE WAS THE HUSBAND'S HABIT OF FARTING LOUDLY EVERY MORNING WHEN HE AWOKE. THE NOISE WOULD WAKE HIS WIFE AND THE SMELL WOULD MAKE HER EYES WATER AND MAKE HER GASP FOR AIR. EVERY MORNING SHE WOULD PLEAD WITH HIM TO STOP RIPPING THEM OFF BECAUSE IT WAS MAKING HER SICK. HE TOLD HER HE COULDN' T.STOP IT AND THAT IT WAS PERFECTLY NATURAL. SHE TOLD HIM TO SEE A DOCTOR, SHE WAS CONCERNED THAT ONE DAY HE WOULD BLOW HIS GUTS OUT. THE YEARS WENT BY AND HE CONTINUED TO RIP THEM OUT. THEN ONE THANKSGIVING MORNING AS SHE WAS PREPARING THE the sphincter of the universe FOR DINNER AND HE WAS UPSTAIRS SOUND ASLEEP, SHE LOOKED AT THE INNARDS AND NECK, GIZZARD, LIVER AND ALL THE SPARE PARTS AND A MALICIOUS THOUGHT CAME TO HER. SHE TOOK THE BOWL AND WENT UPSTAIRS WHERE HER HUSBAND WAS SOUND ASLEEP AND, GENTLY PULLING THE BED COVERS BACK,. SHE PULLED BACK THE ELASTIC WAISTBAND OF HIS UNERPANTS AND EMPTIED THE BOWL OF the sphincter of the universe GUTS INTO HIS SHORTS. SOME TIME LATER SHE HEARD HER HUSBAND WAKEN WITH HIS USUAL TRUMPETING WHICH WAS FOLLOWED BY A BLOOD CURDLING SCREAM AND THE SOUND OF FRANTIC FOOTSTEPS AS HE RAN INTO THE BATH ROOM. THE WIFE COULD HARDLY CONTROL HERSELF AS SHE ROLLED ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING, TEARS IN HER EYES! AFTER YEARS OF TORURE SHE RECKONED SHE HAD GOT HIM BACK PRETTY GOOD.. ABOUT TWENTY MINUTES LATER, HER HUSBAND CAME DOWSTAIRS IN HIS BLOODSTAINED UNDERPANTS WITH A LOOK OF HORROR ON HIS FACE. SHE BIT HER LIP AS SHE ASKED HIM WHAT WAS THE MATTER. HE SAID, "HONEY YOU WERE RIGHT." "ALL THESE YEARS YOU HAVE WARNED ME AND I DIDN'T LISTEN TO YOU". "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" ASKED HIS WIFE. "WELL, YOU ALWAYS TOLD ME THAT ONE DAY I WOULD END UP FARTING MY GUTS OUT, AND TODAY IT FINALLY HAPPENED." BUT BY THE GRACE OF GOD, SOME VASELINE AND TWO FINGERS. I THINK I GOT MOST OF THEM BACK IN."

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its better to leave fuel in so as you dont have an empty tank for air to help generate rust. As for tires they will be flattened on one edge permanently after that time frame. Put it on stands. Its better to have anything in your lines then nothing. I would disconnect the battery. Then when you get back dump all the fluids and flush with clean new ones.

yeah pain in the ass this job, i have had my manifold off a few times now and replaced one. I have found that if your careful and use some ezyout fluid (wd40 or penitrate) on bolts that are overly tight you wont snap things, but yes replace all heat soaked nuts and bolts with high tensile ones, makes for far easier Maintenance later on. Oh and Nissan will charge anywhere from $100 to 150 for exhaust manifold gasket.

motorbike (4wheeler)

rofl if you know what the means then your a nerd.... Shit that makes me one too

chocolate

leigh. (I know its been said but its so true lol)

i used a fine car polish with a buff machine worked a treat

yeah i had to wait 2 weeks to have my new net put on at my new place but all is well now. Have adsl 2 and 21gig to burn a month

and hit a 7 month pregnant woman in the other car, what a f**k

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good stuff Sin hope its all well after the conversation we had the other day.

so 2 newbies hey well, and not one of you bought my car.... lol Welcome guys

Glove (didnt take long to turn to sexual innuendo)

bump, Ill get some more photos up soon

so I wasnt as drunk as I thought I was then, well thats ok then. lol

sorry I miss read the post, was a we bit drunkened last night

smoke us.... If I dont sell the beast I ll see you at WSID with some semi slicks lol, i pulled a 13.4 with 18's and some serious neg camber with only the stock turbo. 171 kph over the traps now the new turbo mmm should be great with slicks...

oh so I am out at idle... not a good selling point I know lol