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standard intake plenum from what i have seen is a bit over the 300rwkw mark. I am sure someone will come one and correct this.

ITALIAN MOTHER > > >>>>>>Mrs. Botchagalupe comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. > > >>>>>>Anthony lives > > >>>>>>with a female roommate, Maria. > > >>>>>>During the course of the meal, Mama can't help but notice how > > >>>>>>pretty Anthony's roommate is. She had long been suspicious of > > >>>>>>the relationship between the two, and this made her more > > >>>>>>curious. > > >>>>>>Over the course of the evening, while watching the two > > >>>>>>interact, she started to wonder if there was more between > > >>>>>>Anthony and his roommate than meets the eye. Reading his Mom's > > >>>>>>thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be > > >>>>>>thinking, but I assure you, Mama, Maria and I are just > > >>>>>>roommates." > > >>>>>>About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying, "Ever since > > >>>>>>your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the > > >>>>>>silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" > > >>>>>>Well, I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her, just to be sure." So he > > >>>>>>sends his Mom an email: > > >>>>>>Dearest Mama, > > >>>>>>I'm not saying that you took the sugar bowl from my house, and > > >>>>>>I'm not saying that you didn't take it, I'm just saying that > > >>>>>>it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. > > >>>>>> Love, > > >>>>>> Anthony > > >>>>>> Several days later, Anthony receives an email response from > > >>>>>> his Mama: > > >>>>>>Figlio mio, > > >>>>>>I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Maria, and I'm not > > >>>>>>saying that you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains > > >>>>>>that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found > > >>>>>>the sugar bowl by now. > > >>>>>>Love, Mama > > >>>>>>MORAL: Never lie to your Mother

Beau you are right for once, good stuff

> ARL stands for Australian Rugby League and AFLstands for Australian > Football League > > > Does the following apply to the ARL OR AFL? > > > > This is good !!!! > > 36 - have been accused of spousal abuse > > 7 - have been arrested for fraud > > 19 - have been accused of writing bad checks > > 117 - have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses > > 3 - have done time for assault > > 71, repeat 71 - cannot get a credit card due to bad credit > > 14 - have been arrested on drug-related charges > > 8 - have been arrested for shoplifting > > 21 - currently are defendants in lawsuits, and > > 84 - have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year > > > > Can > you guess which organization this is? > > > Give > up yet? . . . Scroll down, > > > > > > > > Neither, > it's the 535 members of the AUSTRALIAN PARLIAMENT IN CANBERRA > > > The > same group of Idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line. > > You gotta pass this one on!

i have the same volks, do you want to get rid of the center caps, i am missing one. In canberra as well. Sell for a 6 pack. if they are the same

yeah good tools really help, I have spanner / socket set from JBS John Blackwood and Son, very very good stuff. Also on bolts anywhere near heat, use a liquid called penitrine works wonders on rusted heat soaked bolts.

To prepare for his big date, a young man went to the rooftop of his apartment building to work on his tan. Not wanting any tan lines, he sunbathed in the nude. Unfortunately, he fell asleep and sunburned his Johnson. Being very determined, he decided not to miss his date with the hot blonde, so he put some ointment on the beast and wrapped it in gauze. The young man's date, a beautiful blonde, showed up at his apartment for the promised home cooked meal, and was treated to a feast. After they finished with the dinner they went into the living room to watch a movie. During the movie, the young man's sunburn began to hurt. After several minutes of extreme discomfort he asked to be excused. A friend had told him that milk was very effective in reducing sunburn pain. So he went to the kitchen, poured a tall glass of cold milk, and placed his sunburned member into the milk. He experienced immediate relief. The blonde, wondering what the young man was doing, wandered into the kitchen and found him with his "tool" immersed in the glass of milk. With a look of understanding the Blonde exclaimed, "SO, THAT'S HOW YOU RELOAD THOSE THINGS"

agreed, secured should be fine

thats what it kind of sounds like, "this time guys its not stolen."

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/garrett-T04e-double...1QQcmdZViewItem read the first couple of lines .lol

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married ... (Remember that the story is being told by a WOMAN) The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls". I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit worse for wear, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem concerned at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why. He said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh sh*t.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, Cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

lol nah its not just you, we all do it, and its probably not a good idea, f**king drugo crims

Jayce you should have gotten out and slaped some sence into the clown. Why oh why do ppl have to be so bloody.... cant think of a word. I see displays of this driving almost every day.

Leigh BUY THEM NOW.... go on you know you want them.

sold pending payment.

HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR:2029 > > > > Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia,formerly known as California . White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. > > Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United Statescrops and livestock. > > Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped. > > Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. > > Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the AmericanTerritory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq, Afghanistan, Syriaand Lebanon). > > Iranstill closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. > > Francepleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. > > Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. > > George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. > > Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. > > 85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss. > > Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. > > Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter > speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut > > Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. > > Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals, violates their civil rights. > > Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches. > > New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036. > > Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts. > > IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. > > Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines. > > Now, send this to whoever you want to and as many as you want and guess what....NOTHING will happen. No miracles, no money, absolutely nothing, except you might make someone smile.

all pm's replyed, sold pending payment. Thanks for the intrest guys

Hey JaiJai, dont mean to sound like a prick, but its realy not a good idea to say where you have seen parked cars, as there are way to many want to be crims that read these forums. We are all guilty of doing this too, but with current state of affairs its just not you know... Thanks

checked PM and emailed you the details. Thanks

Trojan using Jakes, they have the Power FC softwear as well now.

Ill even throw the Split dump pipe in with it, which has been heat rapped.

on the R33 its just under the dash near the steering colum and the door/headlight buzzer, its a silver can like thing with a 3/4 pin white plug on it.

Item: GCG highflow 450hp turbo. Condition: Brand spankers never been used. Location: Canberra. Reason: I want a GT30/40r lol Price: $1750, Price is not negotiable, recovering some of my costs. Dont ask me for pics, we all know what this item looks like.

Ok guys I am now going to post this in the for sale section, was just giving you guys first chance.

gold love it