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good to see that you have nutted it out.

post some photos i just had mine off so ill be able to compare for you.

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads: If you can catch me, you can have me. Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing he finally catches her and has his way with her. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10lb. as promised. He then calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads: If you catch me you can have me. Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her; but when he does, it's definitely worth every muscle cramp and wheeze. So for the next four days the same routine happens. Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself only to discover that he has lost another 20lb. As promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone "This is our most rigorous program." Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years." The next day there's a knock at the door; when he opens it he finds this huge, muscular, 7ft black man standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads: I'm Francis. If I catch you, you're mine...

I have a magic cat if thats what you are talking about, much increase in response but thats about it.... for stock turbo.

No sorry sin your out right GAY, no offence to others,

bah bah bah hhahahaha, sorry shouldnt laugh if you ever hear mine well the others will tell you, I have a HKS pod on stock trubo and oh shit it use to chatter and give the best induction note ever but yes very loud espeisaly with the vented bonnet.

i understand where you are coming from, not going to say my weidth on here but you need to have the same rim the same wiedth rims to pass rego. GO the stockies or Call John Willson for a report. Shouldnt cost you more then 400 for the whole car.

sorry to say again but i am sure Johny at trojan has one that he will let go for cheap, ill be out there in the next couple of days let me know and ill ask them for you if your to soft. Sorry Leigh ill behave now.

remove it and put a pod on you wont regreat it. lol. On another note change the shape of the out put of the air box to something more suited to parts you can get.

should be back and running as well by then. No where near as bad as a radaitor repair. lol

same have called Andrew many a times for advice on property, doesnt it feel so good to be loved (cough gay cough sorry metro cough) by many Andrew.

17 psi is 1.1 bar

if hes only running the 246rwkw then stock internals are fine. As for 20psi and fuel in catch can also its missing.... What do all the plugs look like? If for some reason there is fuel in the oil look at the bigger picture your oil is f**ked now its thined out which will damage your bores. I cant see how fuel gets into the oil, ie its sprayed into a chamber compressed then detenated and push out the exhaust valves. You must have some bad underling problem eg craked head, head gasket to oil, valve guides, oil rings.

you love the meat!! what the oh well person preference. lol just kidding

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: "Dear wife. You must realise that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. - Your Husband." When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows: "Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up."

> Where Do Redheads Come From? > > After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the obstetrician. > > "Doctor," the man said, "I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine." > > "Nonsense," the doctor said. "Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool." > > "It isn't possible," the man insisted. "This can't be, our families on both sides had jet-black hair for generations." > > "Well," said the doctor, "let me ask you this. How often do you have sex?" > > The man seemed a bit ashamed. "I've been working very hard for the past year. We only made love once or twice every few months." > > "Well, there you have it!" The doctor said confidently. "It's rust."

get the one that slaps Beau's in the head. HI Beau...

try Molonglo break and clutch, if they dont they will know where to get them

some car audio place in tuggs, but i would not recomend them at all, they had no idea and the install was shit. Good alarm and 3 point imobliser.

take it to just about any of the work shops shown in this thread. Trojan / Ed / National Automotative In Mitchel.

As title states, 2 days ago there was a BMW jacked at double barral shot gun point, in Bruce of all places. Becareful guys, It was also of Lebanise decent apparently.

Not me. mine is off the road.

should do, but they can say its non standard and fail it. Just make sure the pod is secure and not flapping around like a 2 bit.... and its all nice and clean

Two blondes living in Townsville were sitting on a bench talking...... And one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away..........Melbourne or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can You see Melbourne...?????" CAR TROUBLE A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She Says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor" She asks, "How often do I have to do that?" SPEEDING TICKET A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act Together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then Today you expect me to show it to you!" RIVER WALK There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down the river ands shouts back, "You ARE on the other side." AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me." The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream. The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you? "Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde." "I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken" IN A VACUUM A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?" FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES! A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like That?" "HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blonde. "They're Watch dogs!"

Cattle Dog John Howard called Peter Costello into his office one day and said, "Peter, I have a great idea! We are going to go all out to win the country voters." "Good idea PM, how will we go about it?" said Costello. "Well," said Howard, "we'll get ourselves one of those Driza Bone coats, some RM Williams boots, a stick and an Akubra hat, oh and a Blue Cattle dog. Then we'll really look the part. We'll go to a typical old outback country pub, we'll show we really enjoy the bush." "Right PM," said Costello. Days later, all kitted out and with the requisite Blue heeler, they set off from Canberra in a westerly direction. Eventually they arrived at just the place they were looking for and found a typical outback pub. Walked in with the dog and up to the bar. "G'day mate," said Howard, to the bartender, "two middies of your best beer." "Good afternoon Prime Minister," said the bartender, "two middies of our best coming up". Howard and Costello stood leaning on the bar drinking their beer and chatting, nodding now and again to those who came into the bar for a drink. The dog lay quietly at their feet. All of a sudden, the door from the adjacent bar opened and in came a grizzled old stockman, complete with stockwhip. He walked up to the Cattle dog, lifted it's tail with the whip and looked underneath, shrugged his shoulders and walked back to the other bar. A few moments later, in came another old stockman with his whip. He walked up to the dog, lifted it's tail, looked underneath, scratched his head and went back to the other bar. Over the course of the next hour or so, another four or five stockman came in, lifted the dog's tail and went away looking puzzled. Eventually, Howard and Costello could stand it no longer and called the Barman over. "Tell me," said Howard, "why did all those old stockmen come in and look under the dog's tail like that? Is it an old outback custom?" "Strewth no!" said the barman. "It's just that someone went in and told them that there was a Cattle dog in this bar with two arseholes!"