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shell wouldnt do that!!

nope have a party to go to.

While on holiday in Kenya and walking through the bush a man comes across an elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seems distressed so the man approaches very carefully. He gets down on one knee and inspects the bottom of the elephants' foot only to find a large thorn deeply embedded. Carefully and as gently as he can he removes the thorn and the elephant gingerly puts its foot down. The elephant turns to face the man and with a rather stern look on its face, stares at him. For a good ten minutes the man stands frozen - thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant turns and walks away. For years after the man often remembers and ponders the events of that day ... One day the man is walking through the zoo with his son. As they approach the elephant enclosure, one of the elephants turns and walks over to where they are standing at the rail. It stares at him and the man can't help wondering if this is the same elephant. The man climbs tentatively over the railing and makes his way into the enclosure. He walks right up to the elephant and stares back in wonder. The elephant gazes at him, looking deep into his eyes. Suddenly the elephant wraps its trunk around one of the man's legs and swings him wildly back and forth along the railing, instantly killing him... ................ >> Probably not the same elephant then.

because most ppl already know anyways. Hurry up Nick

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne too!" "What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me. I'm celebrating." "This is a special day for me too, and I'm also celebrating!" says the woman. "What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses he asked, "What are you celebrating?" "My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!" "What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs." "That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?" "I switched cocks," he replied. She smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"

really depends on what you want, you can get 2 pac finishes these days with acrilic paint (mind the spelling) so cost less due to not having to bake, plus all the other prep work. Your looking at 5k for a good job and thats if there is no dents in your car to start with.

yeh had a family friend almost run over my nephue in our street, I think the driver shit him self more then the kid. Big lock up marks (4wd)

a chick in a white 33 with fully sick chromies on it, Near the park way.

safc, powerfc, remapped ECU

That was on of there prefured, I just choose them out of a list went round and spoke to them, after all this I almost ended up in a blue with the repairer because shannons hadnt paid him for his shit work, (not my problem) 2 weeks with another spray painter and all is done and done well. Plus i Had to get Trojan to fit the front bar and re do the intercooler, (and get someone else to put the f**king A/C back together) I also never got the same cooler put back on, thank f**k they used my end tanks Trojan had the whole kit resprayed for me, at my cost so that it all matched the front of the car. The hole time they never helped me out I had to do the lot, so I changed insurance company

I had minor smash which took 9 months to fix, I was on the phone to shannons all the time they did nothing, I had to find parts myself, then the spray painter did the shitest job ever had to take the car off them, which then got fixed by someone else. I had to go out and buy another car. Before it was finished Shannons rang me and ask so how is the car going now that its finished, I was like what the f**k Its still sitting in some dodge pannelbeaters shop hasnt been touched. They had no idea. The asseor for Them did the runner and left all the unfinish shit to be picked up by other people I found out later that the asseor was mates with the spray shop i got it done at. After all that they send me a new qoute for my insurance, from 1700 to 3500 I had been with them for about 5 or more years too at that stage.

haha teach how to drift, hows your brothers going wank

still using it, hasnt happened again yet.

pm sent

i have the same one, only problem I have ever found was, half way through a race (drag strip) I had no boost, bov stuck open. Also after a while you cant adjust the level of noise that comes out via the ring, you can only have loud

well i was insured through them before i was 25 so they do, but there cock heads.

Skygtr can we have a bigger photo of those chicks in your avator please

i am with unique or something like that in Melbourne, costs me about $1400 a year I did have a 70% no claim till last year now at 40% and my excess is $500 and the agreed value is very good

that would be the closest to a rally car noise you will get, but remember puttng a to atomospher blow off valve will f**k your tune and the car will not run right (it will stall and carry on at low rpm) Rally cars shoot a bit of fuel directly into the exhaust wheel (after burn to keep the turbo spooled up at all times) after they back off and change gears.

slide is post whoring again.

yeh i have one but its near impossable to see it on the dark back window

wont be here, and i was saving a bottle of +7 ron octan booster for just such an occasion

if a tow truck is called the normaly the cops are, also its then a instant neg drive charge.

I would trust both Trojan and Ed (not that i have had dealings with Ed by word of mouth is enough for me, and not hearing anything bad is good, and I have used Trojan a lot for my 33.

I am using a magic 4" and I am pretty happy with it.