A businessman sends a fax to his wife:
“To My Dear Wife”,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with your 54 years can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and value you as a good wife.
Therefore, after reading this fax, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Motel.
Please don’t be perturbed – I shall be back home before midnight.
When the man came home he found the following letter on the dining room table:
“My Dear Husband”,
I received your fax and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At the same time, I would like to
Inform you that while you are reading this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, my tennis coach, who like your secretary is also 18 years old.
As a successful business man and with your excellent knowledge of Math, you will understand that we are in the same situation – although with one small difference,
18 goes into 54 more often than 54 goes into 18.
Therefore I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow!!!!.