funkymonkey

Intelligence, genius. wrong kinda thongs.

regas my cefiro v-boy.

you'd only not stick around if you aren't proud of who you're stickin it into.

post coital deuce is important. leave toilet seat down for when she wakes up the next morning. also, unless you sleep with beasts, stayin in bed for breakfast is your right as a man. fuck sneaking out after the deed. easy way to miss out on wake up sex and a meal. buy ceffy. turbo and exempt.

don't get her anything? just leave the toilet seat down as a thank you the next morning.

THIS.

Only dropkicks get their girlfriends flowers in boxes. Boxes are for friends who don't put out that you still want to keep a line of communication open with, and dead people.

Ugh, so am I the only one that uses complex algebra on a regular basis for work? Query optimisation via graph traversal using telescoping series etc?

I'd smash the next queen to be though... Just sayin. She's got impeccable teeth for a pomme. Such a QILF.

I'm assuming you stepped in and corrected em on what man cum really tasted like? douchebag

you realise this is a lebo scam right?

whoops sorry I thought you meant the ones on the bottom of the sides. technically you can see the indicators next to the headlights even from front on, so it's passable. I think I like the indicators filled in, but that's just me, with the "mouth" covering the reo bar so I don't have to chop it.

thinking of buying one of these and repurposing it for the car: http://www.kogan.com.au/shop/kogan-wi-fi-digital-radio-dab-iphone-docking-delux/ sick of trying to find a DAB stereo that also has an iphone input.

I was at Geebung early in the night last night. Great place to meet barely legal loose moralled girls.

I'm in too. been ages since a good game of poker. also... Chicken? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1pLfowWerc engine out.

8:37 to 8:47... aaaawwwkward silence

time for some porn

you wash your hands after floggin yourself?

bog stock. bought it with genuine 20,000k's on it (with logs) for my old man to drive around. lowered with king springs. needs a fresh coat of paint cos the paint's faded on the roof and bonnet from being parked outside for the last 3 years. has had a hit in the front, but repaired 100% (upgraded to an R33 GTSt radiator tho in the process). Rockin Godfather 18" wheels for teh VIP, but have stock BBS's if you wanna skimp. boot fits 3 dead hookers + bag full of cash and cocaine can be stashed in one of 5 compartments in the cabin. lower control arms take out cats eyes while changing lanes tho cos of the low low. give me a price. needs: coilovers and paint FTW. And a manual gearbox. Maybe an RB25DET or SR20DERP.