I've bought more cars than you've had birthdays and I haven't had the urge to make any of em my profile pic. What's wrong with your face?
seriously, if I ever see someone on fb...
with a pic of their pet: socially retarded, doesn't have any real friends.
with a pic of their gf: nuts stored in a jar, at their gf's place, in her dungeon, next to his gimp mask and gag.
with a pic of their car: poor kent that pours all their money into a car thinking what they drive is what defines them socially.
with a cartoon: no self esteem, ugly kent.
with a zoomed in pic of body part: only part of their body that doesn't make them look like the result of genetic/drug testing
with a myspace angle pic: bozo's gf