and then when you get in, dont talk to anyone, just sit in your seat and say you had a shit day last week...
I have to admit, I thought it was you too, but your car couldn't reach that speed either...
Does it say where it was? I think that whole "lock him away and throw away the keys" is a bit much, he's not a perpetual baby rapist... I think "take his license off him for 5 years" would probably be a more sane approach...