This fellow owned one of those really big outback farms , one of his fences were broken so he went and grabbed one of his workers and sent him out to fix it. The boss was abit worried about this worker as he was only new and the broken fence was over an hour away so he threw him a 2-way and said "if u have any problems just give me a call". About 40mins pass and then the boss gets a call on the 2-way..."Oh f**k boss im so sorry"..."what happen"..."oh gees boss i was just driving along and i hit a pig in your truck , its done some damage and the pig is stuck in the bullbar his squeeling and trying to bite me whenever i try to get him out , I cant go any where until I get him out of the bullbar"...."look mate" said the boss..."this stuff happen every day in the bush , there is a .303 behind the seat get it out , shoot the pig get him out of the bullbar and go fix that fence"..."not a problem boss I can do that". About 10mins pass and the boss gets another call.."boss, U there boss"..."What the hell u want now" yells the boss"..."I got the gun like U told me to and I shot the pig and i got him out of the bullbar".."so what the problem now" asked the boss ..."well his motorbike is still stuck under the truck.