Neil

Better grab this chance with both hands my boy,,,could be your last hope of beating me. Cold tyres and no AWD could see you kicking my butt. Neil.

Um lets see,,,Scrutineering is at 8.30,Briefing is at 9.45 and racing starts at 10.15 till 4.30. Duncan take the ute if you think the z can't handle it. Neil.

Finally I get to play on a hillclimb. Is anybody up for some fun,,,,you get to do a burn-out and then rocket up 700 metres of Huntley Hill at least 7 maybe 8 times. I have all the forms, so If anybody is interested just contact me and i'll forward you them. Cost is $90 for the day,,,which is one of the cheapest on the calendar. You will need,,,Cams L2S Licence and club membership card. Your car will need the usual,,,fire extinguisher,blue triangle (for battery) a secondary method of fastening the bonnet and the usual track day gear. All easy stuff. These hillclimbs are always great fun and well organized. Contact me on:- [email protected] [email protected] 0419160561 or simply pm me Neil.

Thanks for the pressure Duncan,,,it's all good though I'm up for it. Time to put the real diff in, a new clutch and a quick dyno job. BUT there is another,,,,Mr Bullivant has done a 1.22.62. Yes Ian I am a snoop. Neil.

HEDAKE,,,COULD YOU PLEASE ANSWER THE GENTLEMANS QUESTION OR ARE YOU AVOIDING HIM?. Neil.

Fantastic pics mate,,,,your a legend. Remind me to book you next time the cars on the track. Beautiful work Neil.

A HUGE thanks has gotta go to everybody and I MEAN everybody that hepled out yesterday. Adam especially,,,mate I don't know where you get all that patience. Dan the snanner man,,,thanks possum. Fatz I didn't mind waving you by but please could you not throw so much bloody dirt at me. 5th bloody fastest,,,3.9 secs behind the boat and 1 sec behind Paul,,,,boys your days at the top are numbered. Go the mighty roto. Neil.

Your kiddin bud,,,he's as loose as a goose. I've superseded Abo's paper numbers,,,Mel and I got together (as we do) and all SAU members now have stick on numbers. Please see me. If anybody needs something,,,now the time to ask,,,I'm off to bed in an hour. Neil.

Alex,,,thats all cool mate, No probs maybe next time. The fact your 17 and an "L" plater is great, Means you'll get more help from all the experienced drivers we have. The last thing we want is you trying V8 Supercar stuff on the the street. By all means come out and have a look,,,stick your head in garages and say hello,,,none of us bite. Oh and whats the problem owning a GTS25, you might just kick some butt you didn't think you could,,,. Neil.

Alex,,,I have forms I can bring for your Cams Licence. I think I can also verify that you are a paid up member of the club if thats what you mean by "membership pack" but Shell would need to have it. If you want to drive and there is a spot left I can help you. Yes you are allowed to watch on the sideline,,,,but I'll bet Oran park will charge money to get in,,,hope I'm wrong Neil.

I'll have tools, air and a drill ect as well if anyone needs a hand. Won't be hard to find me. Just look for the Capri or you will hear it,,,one or the two. Two more sleeps everybody, one for you that are already asleep. Oh and DON'T get on the turps friday night,,,,it is a cams event,,,so zero achochol,,,burp,,,burp,,,fart. Neil.

If anybody wants copies of my John Laws collection I can make copies on my tape to tape thingy. Neil.

I think I can tackle this little problem but you have to do what you are told. 1/ Get rid of that stupid push button radiator cap. I use a Mazda 121 cap, it's 1.1 bar (standard is .9) Nismo and the like are 1.3 bar. 2/ Fill the overflow bottle to the top make (max) on the bottle while the car is cold. Now go for a drive. After the drive check No 3. If this turns out good (make it a every long look) go to No 4. 3/ I would assume you are running quality coolant. If you have any leaks it will show up with a white dry residue under one of your water connectors,,,,meaning hoses, joints and even from the water pump. 4/ Get the system pressure tested, if still nothing 5/ Get a mechanic to leak test your engine telling him what you have done so far and hope it's not a head gasket. Just because everything is new is no garantee it's all good. Hope that helps. Neil.

I was shattered when Johnny Cash died,,,so all I listen to now is my collection of John Laws tapes,,,ah my favorite "Keeping the dream alive volume 10". I still can't work out the strange face on the stereo man when i asked him to install a cassette player in the skyline. You young people these day have no appreciation of good music. Neil.

250 kays out of a tank full,,,what the hell are you doin. Neil.

It has It's up-sides,,,shopping is mad,,,what ever you want they seem to have,,,just don't let the Wife/Girlfriend out on her own. I can't get over the way they drive and park. Scooters wizzing in and out of narrow streets, up gutters and they park where ever they like and I mean on corners,footpaths you name it. Touch parking is standard issue. Neil.

Adam, I didn't make your list,,,Is there a problem?. The weather is 7 degrees here in France,,,should I bring some of it home so John's Zed doesn't overheat?. Love from Gay-Paris Neil.

Well we finally made it to Gay-Paris. Interesting place these frogs live in. Dog shit everywhere,,,they allow dogs into the city. The traffic is un-believable,,,if you don't ride a motorbike your a looser. Not a bloody skyline/silvia or any hi-po cars anywhere. The best I've spotted is a rexxy outside our hotel,,,Oh and a late model Mini with 21 inch chromes. Now on the beer front,,,I have been lowered to drinking Fosters,,,all there beer is tastless crap. Neil.

Yep you got that right buddy,,,I don't know how many times I've threatened to post a "For Sale" of your tools because you should have been born not allowed to touch tools. At race meetings I try really hard to do all the work so you just watch. Duncan should limit his use of tools to cable-ties. Snap-On,,,You rich boys have gotta be kidding,,,Over-Priced polished tools that are so-overated they should be kept in a show case just to look at. No way are they a tool for a non-mechanic household and not that much better than most other brands. Here's one to look at: http://www.kctools.com.au Neil.

Yea Roy it's a noisy bloody thing. Unfortunately I broke the gearbox last time out, so I haven't thrashed the crap out of it yet. And if this engine shits it self an SR is going in. Neil.

Shit a bloody f**king brick,,,I had to stop reading this thread at page 14. Half you guys talk so much shit,,,and 75% of you are full of it. Please go to the track site and have a look at the real race car times.Most of you would be lucky to get under my lazy 1.08. Knocking anymore than 2 seconds off your best time means you were a crap driver to start with. Pete,,,lets be nice to these idiots and I'll ride shot-gun,,,You'll still snot them and I'll enjoy the day. Neil.

John, I would have loved to do the 2nd April unfortunately for the French I'll be annoying them instead. Maybe we can swap some paint at the SAU/Renew later in the month. Neil.

How boring,,,Nissan vs Nissan. Can I make it a three way battle?. I promise no intentional brake testing or love taps. Neil.

Yep,,,If it's the 11th I'll bring my noisey bitch just to annoy everybody. Neil.

I think it's a great idea,,,but can't see it getting off the ground. My long departed Old-Man taught me 3 valueable leasons in Life 1/ Never lend your Wife 2/ Never lend your Lawn Mower and most importantly 3/ Never lend your tools They all come back rooted. Neil.