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Needless to say, Carl at the drink bottle factory was fired not long after these were released. https://t.co/bpTsjTLv4X

Does giving a lion a name suddenly make more people notice hunting and poaching? Is that really all it took? #CecilTheLion

Finished Friday Night Lights last night. I love that show. Starting Nashville tonight but not feeling it so far.

The "I'm a celebrity" ads are ruining my #BBL05 experience. Is this really their target audience?

RT @isquiesque: Not sure who made this, but to that person: thank you! https://t.co/hp9HnJHVwc

RT @BBC_TopGear: One lap. 20 cars. 62 years. Can you name every Porsche in this excellent on-board video? https://t.co/CvjBibXrum

Baci dog at @Bunnings today. She had a ball besides freaking out at the sight of the giant ceiling fan. https://t.co/DajP8sfogi

God damn @Uz_Khawaja is looking bloody good. He'll look great in Aussie whites again. #BBL05

The security cameras at work admiring the beautiful day. https://t.co/jARwgDI5DP

Nescafe ads suck so bad. I cant stand George Clooney anymore and now Jack Black has joined. How can they support an unethical co like Nestle

Hi @Optus this is crap for a cable connection (and unusual). Struggling to steam. Any idea if something is broken? https://t.co/A5vRDiePyK

No way is ICQ still alive.

I can't understand half of what @flintoff11 says but I do like the rest. #BBL05

Hi @trysnowball -is there a way that I can have the default status bar icons (WiFi, battery, etc) while using snowball?Thanks! Loving it!

Netflix stinks. I end up renting everything on Google play anyway.

Hey Ahlliance, shut the FAHHHHHHCK up!

Twitter Mac app is so shit. Tweetdeck search sucks. WTF are @Twitter doing ??What do you use on Mac?

We can get excited about storms more and more regularly they will keep getting worse til we change our attitudes about climate. #sydneystorm

Was cuddling my dog. I now have blonde hairs on my jacket. If my wife sees it she'll definitely think I've been having an affair.

RT @JonathanDeMoor: When you fix a bug in production. https://t.co/GmO4AOjDFC

RT @riding_red: One of these things is not like the others, Redbubble. https://t.co/BIUjBD6CFn