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Everything posted by PranK
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Abbey said "So you don't forget, I'm going to say Mermaid again and again!" "Mermaid again and again!"
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Whatever the hell stung my fingers in my tank last night, see how you feel when I dont feed you for a week.I AM GOD!
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Thoughts with the residents of Tully, Innisfail, Cairns and everywhere else affected by Yasi. Congrats to the mother who gave birth last night in the evacuation centre!
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Got my first new router/modem in 8 years. Never again will I think "a modem is a modem is a modem ... " They are NOT all created equal. Loving the speed.
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Took a bottle of milk out of the fridge the other morning for my cereal and found a very cold fly perched on the side. Poor little bugga must've been in there for 10 hours or so. He was very slow to react and at one stage fell on his back with his legs up in the air but he was eventually able to shake himself off and fly away. Hardy little bastards.
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Me: You are not allowed to go to the mailbox without an adult!Abbey: But I didn't get run overed!
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Michael Little and I just worked out that with Apple's quarterly $6b profit, they could sponsor 66,666,666 african children at $AUD30 per month for a year. But, Steve Jobs needed a new house, so the kids can wait till next year.
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Its amazing how many people greasy you when you drive a shit box. (Driving a loaner while the forester is being fixed.)
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Loving that capsicum spray is illegal in oz but I can get a beretta after a 5 day wait. would hate to cause an irritation to my attackers skin.
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I think its slightly ironic that the people that sell super cheap post pack bags on ebay charge so much for shipping.
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What kind of unholy devil creature arises before 6am to jump on its parents bed? An awful one. Thats what.
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After telling Abbey yesterday that I was so hungry I could eat her legs, she told me I should in fact eat Gozleme instead as it is nice and soft and her legs are far too hard to eat.I took her advice.
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Jesus freaks, out in the streets. Handin' tickets out for God. Turnin' back, she just laughs. The boulevard is not that bad.
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Beat It, Stand By Me and Play That Funky Music. No, I'm not ordering you around. I'm announcing my repotoire.