Baconer

haha Ate a STD

haha had a mad mental image of you pulling the shifty eyes dog look from the Simpsons at some other skyline driver

gross

eski

Spotted a white 4 door 34 heading past epic and a black 33 in Murrumbateman near my place :X both between 3:30 and 4pm

midlife-crisis

angel (gabriel -> angel)

DIY (dual meanings, woo)

job

form

ya rly

me, i just like the feeling of having money in my wallet

haha havent heard that word in ages Orange

mickey

count

peach

ahaha "hear that turbo fellas" tsuu tsutsutsuuuu http://www.break.com/index/dude-whacks-him...seball-bat.html - Guy attempts to hit a piano with bat, hits self on rebound

haha ill let you call my boss and demand the night off for me

heres one that wasnt really roadkill but involves a kangaroo killing itself on a vehicle. Was out hunting on a mates property and we spotted some roos in the adjacent paddock from the ute, so we chucked the dogs over the fence and they chased it for a bit before the roo (a fairly large male) started heading straight for the fence and our ute. It was speeding up and we all watched on laughing and cheering it on as this roo tried jumping the fence and the ute in one giant leap, unfortunately its feet clipped the top of the fence and body slammed the ute killing itself and leaving a pretty decent dent in the door.

I hate when people do that, especially when im in the work truck, so hard to stop trucks... A no dick/ a fist with no fingers raised sign thrusted into the air would be more hurtful to me if i was a girl, it would be as if they were questioning my (I couldnt think of another word for skankish behavior, all that kept coming to mind was 'vaginal elasticity' so i didnt write anything at all :X...), that or they were threatening some girl bashing

dammit... looks like im out, make sure someone brings up the coast cruise and PAINTBALL. Been overly keen on both of them since i found this forum

toe (please please someone say it)

spotted myself double posting :X

ahahaha, spotted myself copping the 'small dick' signal ( ) from a pedestrian today... Was completly uncalled for aswell which made it even better, basically some idiot walking their dog in the middle of the road decided that my accelerating up to a whopping 80km on a straight, backroad in the outskirts of murrumbateman constitutes a minute package

fetish