Krishy

damn means i gotta cancel my melb trip......umm maybe i can get the other person to come down here

still cant see SAU in their supporters list......what is going on modds????

well i think he is on record for cooking/blowing most engines ever in a F1 career

only thing that is good for is cooking BBQ's

damn i will be in melb for that weekend

not counting on things too early.....just eagerly anticipating it mate..... they have done a lot of work on their 2010 cars.....and having 2 really good drivers in the team this season should see them do rather well one would hope....

cant wait to see ferrari put on a dominant display this season.....should be a lot better then the previous seasons

so who is looking forward to the race this weekend at Bahrain.....that is one mad track

ahh they must have changed the policies over or something.....as i do remember back then the average user wasnt allowed to be on the net......but you have to meet your call targets or whatever the f**k they call it.....there shouldnt be so many calls in the que et etc.....

lol that is so in the ghetto man..... i think i saw Sam being interviewed at future music.....or whoever she was she def looked close to SAM lol....

Thanks matty PM me whats needed to make the tow oh and you can take my spot....well my car is entered but i wont be there.....so you can try and be the token black guy for once lol

car is back from AM Performance and loving the work being done to it there.....now time to take it to boosty worx tomorrow and see what they can do....got braided brake lines with qfm a1rm's all around.....so car should be pretty much track ready by the end of this week

i saw this on tele last night and was impressed by the burnout......but i do say that he is a f**king tool for doing it where he did it.....and no i wouldnt buy him a beer because now for that all skylines will be getting reamed regardless of make/model/colour......and since when did a Ceffy got classified as a Skyline????

hahah that is somewhat the truth carl

LOL.....so many lines to be said there Damo.....just dont like being banned

hahaha great find Damo.....damn wish my proposal ended like that

http://www.news.com.au/weird-true-freaky/u...i-1225836770488 when 2 isnt enough

i sent my money order for the entry and the shirt with my entry form

well its not telemarketing so that wont be a problem.......you receive calls from people who want to do telephone banking.....and find out why they got charged so much yada yada yada.....they have a lot of in house applications which will need some time getting used to but not that hard after all.....i dont think they have internet access for normal users there.......not too sure on that but yes some dayum fine ladies down there and some milfs too

Havent got anything as of yet

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fixed.......its rather interesting how girls get away with more then what we blokes would.....had my ex girlfriend now...but girlfriend at that time driving my car from Glenelg to Magill.....got pulled over on Anzac International Raceway.....i dont know what she did or how she did it but managed to get out of a speeding ticket, failure to indicate while turning, and the cops didnt even look at the car

hence why they are called defect stickers Mitch.....not meant to drive with it on there lol

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those jokes have been posted up in the jokes thread Ben.....