A real story by a Man who was standing in a queue in
> Tesco's.........
>
> I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in
> Tesco and was
> standing in the queue at the till.
>
> A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
>
> On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot
> Diet again,
> although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up
> in the hospital last
> time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in
> an intensive care
> ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs
> in both arms.
>
> I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the
> way that it
> works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets
> and simply
> eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the
> food is
> nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
>
> I have to mention here that practically everyone in the
> queue was by now
> enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind
> her.
>
> Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in
> that condition
> because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because
> I'd been
> sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.
>
> I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was
> laughing so
> hard as he staggered out the door.
>
> Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food??!