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  1. Actually heard that one ^^^ on the radio the other day. Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A : 2 but the real question is, how did they get in the light bulb in the first place. Q: What do you call a man with 100 rabbits up his arse? A : Warren. John lost his eye in an unfortunate accident and couldn't afford the price of a glass eye. So he carved one out of wood, But he was so self-conscious that he never left the house. Finally, his friend Dave came over and forced him to go out. "There's a dance over at the club," he said. "So what if one of your eyes is made out of wood?" "All right," said John, "but if anybody makes fun of my eye I'm leaving." He went to the dance and stood around, trying to build up his courage. After a while he noticed a woman standing alone in the corner. She was very attractive, but there was something different about her that John couldn't quite put his finger on. A short time later, it dawned on him that her mouth was actually vertical instead of horizontal. "Poor girl," thought John to himself. "She's worse off than me." He walked across the crowded dance floor and approached the girl. He introduced himself and they struck up a conversation. The girl's name was Cecelia and the two of them sat and chatted for a good half hour or so over a couple of drinks. Now feeling quite relaxed and alot less self-concious, John thought, "Wow, she really is lovely, maybe I should ask her to dance." Taking one last sip of his drink, John took a deep breath and ask Cecelia if she would like to get up and Dance. Very excited by the idea, Cecelia replied, "Oh would I?!" To which John angrily replied, "You can f**kin' talk Kunt Lips!!!"
  2. I think I searched for Skyline Spoilers.
  3. Swap it to the passengers side so you don't see it as often.
  4. White S2 R33, Gold rims with silver lip at Jammo Trash n Treasure, FMIC had some kinda Red writing. Had ACT plates but also a plate on the dash "MY TOY" @ 10am. (Rims similar to Richards R34)
  5. There was Thread about this just the other day + many in the past. It seems to be the design from factory and someone was getting defected for it recently. There is a DIY thread on how to get both High & low beam to work at the same time. Here------->>> http://www.skylinesaustralia.com/forums/topic/13979-dual-high-beam/page__hl__high%20beam
  6. oooh that's nasty considering they are new. I hope you get it sorted... Damn nice rims.
  7. RalliMax was in Canberra I believe. 0404822667. Oooh, and this guy. MAG Welding Service Pty Ltd 16 Mildura St Fyshwick. Graeme Taylor 0417451641.
  8. You Bet! Rallimax I believe does rim repairs also.
  9. I'll dig up that thread... Please Hold... I'm back, thanks for waiting. Look here------>>> http://www.skylinesa..._1#entry6184130
  10. Hey mate, Will you do the Aac Valve for $50 posted to Canberra 2911? Do you have a pic?
  11. This is what Miguelone's Blue Box Should Say.
  12. Swap you mine for yours so you can have 4doors. Real Taxi style. Sounds like a bargain. GLWS. But seriously... swap ya.
  13. Man you could have some fun with some cornflour and water on that. Big Bang Theory Style.
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