1- No Smoking in the car
2- No eating or drinking
3- Not looking in my glove box or centre consol
4- Never touch the Stereo, unless you want to die (Someone stuffed up my equalizer settings,)
5- Dont whinge about the bumpy ride
6- If you dont like boost, get out
7- Dont touch the power windows (Handy lil block button )
8- No one is allowed to put their hands on my boost switch
9- Not allowed to adjust the seat (because i say so)
10- Never EVER put your hand on my gear shifter
11- Dont make any bodily noises which will cause unpleasantness
In other words. Do not breathe, just sit there like a vegtable and enjoy the ride
Ill add more when i think of them