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I'd say we all take turns adding a reply, to keep it at (or near) the top of the post list... :sick: As we haven't got a response yet...

My car might beat the CD to me! I didn't see that happening...

Shan should be back from holidays any day now I think, am sure everything will be sorted then...

Cheers

Luke

...and now i am even considering selling my stagea....

You always consider that tho AC!

LOL - like me and my bike! (should I sell, and use the cash, or not sell, and just look at it?)

DAMN YOU KNEES you bastards ;)

I know, lets start a competition for the top 5 (expanded later if we need to) reasons we haven't got our CD's yet. Politically incorrect should get bonus points.

I'll start off -

"The guy posting them went home when the commonwealth games finished, and took them with him"

"global warming melted the stamps of the envelopes, so they have been returned to the sender, who accidentally put the wrong return address."

"an Australian Idol star has stolen them, as they were desperate for more CD's to record demos on"

"A miner in Tasmania has them, and he is having trouble getting to a post office"

Come on, get your suggestions rolling!

Ian

The CDs are now doing triple-duties as either a plate for meals, a mirror for applying make-up/brushing teeth, etc., or as a mirror once again for use to rack-up the current possessor's drug of choice for the day - all depending on the requirements of that particular time of day.

C'mon, funky, what's the story...

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