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VOTED BEST SHORT JOKE OF 2006

For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said,

"Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is

$280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford

it." The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door

with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"

Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night heard you telling Mom

you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was

coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000

mortgage & no bike!"

another crawl aye

get this $47 for 5 little turbo inlet gaskets, damn i hate nissan :laugh:

They suck

We need just jap here, they have gaskets for cheap...and they give discounts for no reason

Anyhoo I am off see you all later

/me starts singing.....

It's begining to look a lot like christmas.... eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeverywhere you goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..............................

I feel the impending darkness, shrouding over my inners.

The skeletal hand, moving closer, silent, uncaring.

Close enough to touch, but unable to change it's course I stand here numb, unabated.

Waiting with baited soul, waiting for the world of pain to arrive.

The storm is there, huge and dark, I can hear it's terrible call.

Uselessly I scream out and grab onto the white bone, unable to change it's destination.

Here I wait, knowing what is coming, feeling totally helpless, but not alone.

I hope my grandpa can last 7 days, I would love to say goodbye to him in person.............

hey hey mai sista from anutha mutha!

:laugh:

/me starts singing.....

It's begining to look a lot like christmas.... eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeverywhere you goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..............................

oh son of rajab...

Not much aye, bored and everyone is at work.

Between you and me I’m looking at R32’s on carsales, but Don’t tell anyone… I don’t want them thinking I’ve gone soft on my Toyota views :ninja:

Wana buy a LXU55 :laugh:

link me up!

P.S if you offer me the right coin u could have my 26/30, and i can do the 2j now :woot:

Link to? Think of a dead stock R32 Gtst. I have evil hybrid ideas, and funny ideas on how to kill an Rb20!!

Not after an Rb26/Rb30 combo, but some one I know is starting to plan out his rb26 converison into his Gtst.. How much you want for it.. Never no, he might be dumb enough to pay a huge sum.

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