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Service Advisor.

I deal with wankers who take touregs up the beach and:

a) wonder why they broke

b) complain about how expensive it is to fix

I can tell you right now, I miss doing property developments. We’ll see how long I last, until I go back to 6 - 7 days a week to play with other peoples money in property.

so your the wanker who stands out the front every morning and says il take your keys sir, thanks very much, we wont do anything to your car you dont want to happen, then do exactly the opposite lol charge them through the arse! lol

so your the wanker who stands out the front every morning and says il take your keys sir, thanks very much, we wont do anything to your car you dont want to happen, then do exactly the opposite lol charge them through the arse! lol

Yeah I’m one of those un ethical pricks out the front.

I’m on a salary package with monthly bonus and a commission % based on parts I up sell and labour on those.

Of course I say you need this, this and that. Tire’s rotated, Sir? New wipers? Oh an oil leak, we’ll fix you up with some new gaskets

*rings an hour later - Your brakes are farked, we'll fit new genuine ones*

Yeah I’m one of those un ethical pricks out the front.

I’m on a salary package with monthly bonus and a commission % based on parts I up sell and labour on those.

Of course I say you need this, this and that. Tire’s rotated, Sir? New wipers? Oh an oil leak, we’ll fix you up with some new gaskets

*rings an hour later - Your brakes are farked, we'll fit new genuine ones*

ha ha, they see the suckers coming dont they, my mate took his wrx there, didnt buy it from there it was out of warranty, it was a 2000 model hatch, and he just asked them to test to find a problem and let him know, he came back they said his air flow meter was farked charged him $750+ he wasnt happy at all. i told him not to pay it tell them to take it off the car, they cant install something u havent approved. c**ts!

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ha ha, they see the suckers coming dont they, my mate took his wrx there, didnt buy it from there it was out of warranty, it was a 2000 model hatch, and he just asked them to test to find a problem and let him know, he came back they said his air flow meter was farked charged him $750+ he wasnt happy at all. i told him not to pay it tell them to take it off the car, they cant install something u havent approved. c**ts!

HAHAH, yeah sounds like Mdore office alright... *giggles*

Wana buy a car care package for $2k :P

HAHAH, yeah sounds like Mdore office alright... *giggles*

Wana buy a car care package for $2k :P

rofl i now mechanics who work there aswell, past and now. they just doin there job, but f**k me, the management have alot to answer for. anyway top gear i on later

rofl i now mechanics who work there aswell, past and now. they just doin there job, but f**k me, the management have alot to answer for. anyway top gear i on later

yeah there are a heap of car nuts there, 3 or 4 skyline owners too.

The forman who runs the mechcanic side of things... runs an interesting system, already had a run in with him today. He may be big, but i'll still throw a punch. I dont value this job that much...

har har har, justcars are hopefully going to pursuit this old fart to pay for the damage to my car! no matter what i dont pay excess and i get it fixed even if they dont find the guy :P

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watch out for this fiat driven by a old fart, you can see how close he parked (good job i thought it was suspicously close and snapped a quick couple of photos) hope if he doesnt loose his licence he at least will remember to drive with more care

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