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I want to get Botox on my balls!! then i'll have smooth egg like balls....

then you all be like "wow you have smooth egg like balls" and you will want to kiss them :(

eggs over easy? better not get too violent or they'll get scrambeled... or if you'd had indian the night before they might get yellow curried

In that case I can guarantee you that our response wouldn't be quite what you are expecting... ;)

ohh.. tounge.....

But i'm a shy individual who doesn't like to socialise. How can I get around this?

Go bra less.. it will boost your confidence as well as a free face lift!!

purchased from a chicken farm off a guy strangely resembiling phatboi lee, they get stored in a special box thats been in the family for years :)

if you keep them in milk... Ooopsss i siad to much :(

Ready Anna?

READY!

*sings*

We're the Annateers

You can be one too

'Cause being like Anna is the thing to do!

Any other name is not the way

Hear what Captain Anna has to say!

"The Power is Yours!"

Ready Anna?

READY!

*sings*

We're the Annateers

You can be one too

'Cause being like Anna is the thing to do!

Any other name is not the way

Hear what Captain Anna has to say!

"The Power is Yours!"

*listens for this 'captain anna'

soo who is lucky enough to be healthy in mind AND body to be going to dinner tonite? i guess either option would be sufficient...

i'm coming but healthy maybe not..

Ready Anna?

READY!

*sings*

We're the Annateers

You can be one too

'Cause being like Anna is the thing to do!

Any other name is not the way

Hear what Captain Anna has to say!

"The Power is Yours!"

:(

so so random!!!

Oh Anna Bannana you make me lool till i pee a lillte...

OMFG

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Just Swallow it.. its good for you.....

oh wait..... that shounds oddly familiar....

Oh they're playing Anna's Favourite song on Nova!!!

skyliners = healthy minded & body?

nahh man, u got the wrong forum :)

ahh crap, i thought this was boostcruising where everyone is 24yo, has 6 packs and a 2ft schlong

oh wait, on that forum they're 2.4yo, have 6 packs of udl and are 2ft high thanks to several inbred associated genetic disorders.. :( my mistake

And guess what...

There is only one other person cool enough to be an annateer. I'll give you a hint.

Her name starts with A, ends in NNA

AnnitaboshicovariariNNA the russian table tennis champion?

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