phatboi2010 Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 go crazy? go crazy?? dont mind if do!! Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1645/#findComment-2916136 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIL34 Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 go crazy?? dont mind if do!! ha ha ha ha nice!!! Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1645/#findComment-2916142 Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatboi2010 Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 crazy homer page pawnage!! so whos coming to group orgy Dinner tomorrow night?? Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1645/#findComment-2916154 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIL34 Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 crazy homer page pawnage!! so whos coming to group orgy Dinner tomorrow night?? don't think I can tomoz night I gotta look after my puppy Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1645/#findComment-2916161 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 don't think I can tomoz night I gotta look after my puppy please dont give me pet names anna Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1645/#findComment-2916166 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIL34 Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 please dont give me pet names anna Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1645/#findComment-2916182 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 la la la Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1645/#findComment-2916218 Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatboi2010 Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 i thought she ment her boobs Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1645/#findComment-2916230 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 i thought she ment her boobs rofl.... mobile dogwash ftw Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1645/#findComment-2916240 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunta Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 Funny story At the moment we are asking irrigators to give us log books of how many hours they have pumped in a month, understandably they aren’t happy as most are on bans or have no water and are still required to fill it out. Here is a good one we got today in stead of writing NIL they chose to write this f**kING NOTHING You’re wanting my hours, you HAVE got some cheek No rain from the sky equals dry bloody creek My pump cant pump air, you don’t understand Government dickheads, you know that we are banned You haven’t a clue, so Ill spell it all out When Wivenhoe’s full and we are free of this drought And yo selfish lot have lifted your bans Only THEN can a logbook be part of my plans So here is your copy you f**king galahs Now fold it up nicely, then BASH up your ass! Then followed up with a spiel about how there would be no more monthly log books from him I replied with Thanks for your prompt reply, For future reference a simple “Nil” written on the page will suffice for our purposes. How ever we did enjoy your prose and look forward to another instalment next month But my manager wouldn’t let me send it Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1645/#findComment-2916247 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 just reply with a prompt 'yo mama' or stir him up, send him a letter from someone else in your department (that you dont like) saying that he has exceeded his monthly water allocations and will cop a fine of $26,435.43.. farmers HATE water people, my g/f's dad is a cane farmer and he gets well fired up when u mention water and government in the same sentence lol Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1645/#findComment-2916255 Share on other sites More sharing options...
impact_blue Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 Funny story...Thanks for your prompt reply, For future reference a simple “Nil” written on the page will suffice for our purposes. How ever we did enjoy your prose and look forward to another instalment next month But my manager wouldn’t let me send it Effing GOLD! Nice work buntz Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1645/#findComment-2916268 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunta Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 just reply with a prompt 'yo mama' or stir him up, send him a letter from someone else in your department (that you dont like) saying that he has exceeded his monthly water allocations and will cop a fine of $26,435.43.. farmers HATE water people, my g/f's dad is a cane farmer and he gets well fired up when u mention water and government in the same sentence lol And he probably has his facts wrong too, they are always only semi informed by Queenslad country life and other media Picture her dad every time you pick up the phone and that is my work day.....the best part is when they do wrong on purpose and you pwn them in court Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1645/#findComment-2916269 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 lol he makes the government people leave his property until they get a council order or something, even turned his water winch on them lol its pretty funny actually, can bait the conversation and watch the guy go right off rofl Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1645/#findComment-2916285 Share on other sites More sharing options...
shanef Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 Funny story At the moment we are asking irrigators to give us log books of how many hours they have pumped in a month, understandably they aren’t happy as most are on bans or have no water and are still required to fill it out. Here is a good one we got today in stead of writing NIL they chose to write this f**kING NOTHING You’re wanting my hours, you HAVE got some cheek No rain from the sky equals dry bloody creek My pump cant pump air, you don’t understand Government dickheads, you know that we are banned You haven’t a clue, so Ill spell it all out When Wivenhoe’s full and we are free of this drought And yo selfish lot have lifted your bans Only THEN can a logbook be part of my plans So here is your copy you f**king galahs Now fold it up nicely, then BASH up your ass! Then followed up with a spiel about how there would be no more monthly log books from him I replied with Thanks for your prompt reply, For future reference a simple “Nil” written on the page will suffice for our purposes. How ever we did enjoy your prose and look forward to another instalment next month But my manager wouldn’t let me send it thats sooo funny! i bet that woulda been a good laugh for the ppl in ur office Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1645/#findComment-2916297 Share on other sites More sharing options...
impact_blue Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 My tummy hurts Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1645/#findComment-2916310 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunta Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 lol he makes the government people leave his property until they get a council order or something, even turned his water winch on them lol its pretty funny actually, can bait the conversation and watch the guy go right off rofl ha ha sick I had some one arrested once, under the water act we can enter thier property anytime between 7am and 7pm with out consent. Once a guy stopped me so I said ok....20 minutes later I came back with the police and he was charged with obstructing an official, he then got violent and was arrested, so tell her dad he is lucky I dont work in that office lol The officers there must be soft cause anyone who turns an irrigator on me is going down lol Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1645/#findComment-2916313 Share on other sites More sharing options...
impact_blue Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 and the man on ready steady cook is shitting me! Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1645/#findComment-2916314 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunta Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 thats sooo funny! i bet that woulda been a good laugh for the ppl in ur office still laughing now My tummy hurts *rub* Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1645/#findComment-2916316 Share on other sites More sharing options...
impact_blue Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 still laughing now *rub* o000o0oo0o0o don't touch. I did more stuff with that damn ball. My legs are hurting too! Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1645/#findComment-2916325 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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