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You should see the difference in the disposable g-strings for waxing. The women's ones are little white tiny things and the men's ones (or chick's with dicks, doesn't matter) are black and have a huge cock pocket haha

bahaha dave is the first guinea pig, getting his back done tonight. Then I suppose andy will be booking in for a brazilian i've even got disposable g-strings for the people that just want bikini line done.

Thats guna be a lot of hair

There is a disclaimer when u sign up saying you must be a chick, let down aye

Let down for sure, I read last night about the stuff those Lezzos do and i like doin all that shit too so I just thought I must be one.....Bummer. :w00t:

You should see the difference in the disposable g-strings for waxing. The women's ones are little white tiny things and the men's ones (or chick's with dicks, doesn't matter) are black and have a huge cock pocket haha

Pics?

Let down for sure, I read last night about the stuff those Lezzos do and i like doin all that shit too so I just thought I must be one.....Bummer. :w00t:

i heard u had bought a strap on...

You should see the difference in the disposable g-strings for waxing. The women's ones are little white tiny things and the men's ones (or chick's with dicks, doesn't matter) are black and have a huge cock pocket haha

Do they do small boys ones for Josh?

Well, there is always a train.... Just duno about getting around for cruise on sunday unless one of these whores wants too take me

It's already sorted munchkin all 3 of us have a lift :w00t:

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