Whoretown - Now Interest Free

[olloSKYLINEollo]

Are you talking about those long hard arms?? Is it obvious that I linger too long when his showering

You know what the say about long arms

Long sleeves

[Kiwi_Phil]

watching evangelion due to not being able to get new slave cyl until Thurs .........

Housemate is watching french movies again, sounds like porn but she assures me its a doctor and the patient is having a siezure. Sure sounds like porn from here

[Miss-R34]

Possibly, bit of stalker in you?

It's not stalking if you share a bed with them

[olloSKYLINEollo]

watching evangelion due to not being able to get new slave cyl until Thurs .........

Housemate is watching french movies again, sounds like porn but she assures me its a doctor and the patient is having a siezure. Sure sounds like porn from here

What the hell are you doing on here then? Get in there and watch porn with her and sexy times will happen

[Captain Natro]

It's not stalking if you share a bed with them

Here that Chris i told you it wasn't stalking... Now roll over

[Cadmoon]

watching evangelion due to not being able to get new slave cyl until Thurs .........

Housemate is watching french movies again, sounds like porn but she assures me its a doctor and the patient is having a siezure. Sure sounds like porn from here

Pics of said housemate?

[olloSKYLINEollo]

Here that Chris i told you it wasn't stalking... Now roll over

That's it, where is the duct tape. Need to protect my sphincter

[Captain Natro]

That's it, where is the duct tape. Need to protect my sphincter

You mean.... This duct tape *holds up roll of tape"

Also pics of house mate

[Cadmoon]

That's it, where is the duct tape. Need to protect my sphincter

I suggest shards of broken glass, or if you want to spend some money Rape aXe

[luke gtr]

watching evangelion due to not being able to get new slave cyl until Thurs .........

Housemate is watching french movies again, sounds like porn but she assures me its a doctor and the patient is having a siezure. Sure sounds like porn from here

neon genesis?

[olloSKYLINEollo]

I suggest shards of broken glass, or if you want to spend some money Rape aXe

Rarara rape ghost? I am out whores. Night

[Captain Natro]

I suggest shards of broken glass, or if you want to spend some money Rape aXe

Michael! WTF DID I JUST READ!!! :terrified:

[Cadmoon]

Also out, night whores.

Phil, I expect pics of said housemate when I wake up or the slave cylinder won't be the only thing wrong with your car

[Cadmoon]

Michael! WTF DID I JUST READ!!! :terrified:

The thing Chris is going to wear to keep his bumginity safe from you

[Captain Natro]

The thing Chris is going to wear to keep his bumginity safe from you

Sounds terrifying

[Miss-R34]

What the hell are you doing on here then? Get in there and watch porn with her and sexy times will happen

You can gain yourself some pretty awesome Browney points by sitting and watching movies with a girl and it's likely to result in sex.

How to do it right: bottle of wine, nibbles (read fruit, chocolate or cheese) and some sappy as movies

My personal faves:

Charlotte Grey- Its about an English lady who joins the Army and goes to France during WW2 to find her lover.

The Notebook- Makes me cry like a baby every single time. It's just soo sweet and so unlikely, as if that'd ever happen.

Moulin Rouge

Les Miserables

Just Like Heaven

City of Angels. I love cranking the song 'Iris'

I used to hate sappy movies but I suppose some aren't bad

And for sex scenes

Cruel Intentions

Queen of the Damned

[Kiwi_Phil]

neon genesis?

Yes

You mean.... This duct tape *holds up roll of tape"

Also pics of house mate

Pics of said housemate?

[Cadmoon]

You can gain yourself some pretty awesome Browney points by sitting and watching movies with a girl and it's likely to result in sex.

How to do it right: bottle of wine, nibbles (read fruit, chocolate or cheese) and some sappy as movies

My personal faves:

Charlotte Grey- Its about an English lady who joins the Army and goes to France during WW2 to find her lover.

The Notebook- Makes me cry like a baby every single time. It's just soo sweet and so unlikely, as if that'd ever happen.

Moulin Rouge

Les Miserables

Just Like Heaven

City of Angels. I love cranking the song 'Iris'

I used to hate sappy movies but I suppose some aren't bad

And for sex scenes

Cruel Intentions

Queen of the Damned

This is assuming Phil want's sex with her.

[Cadmoon]

Yes

Bring her to the 300 cruise

[Miss-R34]

I suggest shards of broken glass, or if you want to spend some money Rape aXe

Is that the thing that looks like a female condom with points in it. That's a pretty cool invention