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A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the ceiling of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.

He told them to piss off and let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in.

"OK, follow me," he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him.

Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him. "Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.

"YES, YES, YES!!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

"Good!" said the first bat, "Because I f**king didn't!"

ive been whoring for hours, and yet not on top ten posters..... weird

hahahaha you'll never catch me. i've been officially named the QLD whore i think! SPAM!!!!

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the ceiling of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.

He told them to piss off and let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in.

"OK, follow me," he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him.

Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him. "Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.

"YES, YES, YES!!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

"Good!" said the first bat, "Because I f**king didn't!"

:whistling: nice

in order to be no.1 you have to be at one with the spam. you have to have absolutely nothing better to do, and not really do any work. it is a skill i pride myself on :whistling:

hi mike

hi troy :whistling:

mike uve got a long way to go to be no.1 whore in this here qld whoretown :cheers:

thats what karen and lee and i cant remember the others were saying?

edit: oh and hi shane :thumbsup: (you only get an edit hello :laugh:)

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hi troy :)

thats what karen and lee and i cant remember the others were saying?

edit: oh and hi shane :wave: (you only get an edit hello :P)

yup, im teh real whore of this whoretown :D

P.S hi mike, u only get a P.S hi :P

some entertainment would be good right now..........................*taps fingers on desk*..........................anyone?

*unzips fly* :huh:

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