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Ska Grand Master

Ska

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Well here is a quick maths lesson....

Emo + idiocy + Lazyness = Humour

This is shown in this example, titled "Why not to leave your Emo son alone."

Here is our subject:

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First thing your emo son will do is make a coffee.

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Unfortunatly they will almost automatically start writing really bad poetry on napkins about drinking bleach when the autofroth outlet will spray out boiling milk all over their napkin, causing them to lash out and break the coffee machine by trying to recite the last poem that was destroyed on the napkin, it's all about the dangers of dating your sister.

After that, they will go make a nice cup of orange juice, but why peel when you have a juicer.

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Unfortunatly most juicers were never designed to be used by emo's and so the emo will most surely break it somehow, meaning that the safety switch will be so overwhelmed that it will shut the whole thing down, rendering it useless.

So to clean up the Emo will throw the coffe machine ad the juicer, whole mind you, into the dishwasher.

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After setting it to scrub clean, the emo will then wonder why he never thought of sticking his head into it and turning it on, oh hang on a sec that is right, that only works for gas stoves, too bad the emo is too stupid to figure this out and might try this at this stage. But wait, when he does go to try, it is not working.

So knowing absolutly nothing about dishwashers and all the completities involved with troubleshooting and repair, the emo will try to apply his own brand of "troubleshooting" and use the knife he usually uses to cut himself, as a screw driver and sets forth to "fix" the broken down thingermagigger.

After totally destroying the dishwasher, he will look around at the complete mess he has made.

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And then retire to his clean room, clean for emo standards.

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But enroute pass two butt ugly african things and wonder which one he will make love to tonight.

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And as always he will never take the rubbish out to the bin, not unless it had some bleach he could drink in it.

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But who really gives a shit, this little emo boy is a wallstreet power charger and they call him, "The Seller" in the real estate business, he'll just call up "Cleaner Hoes" and get them to clean it up for him!

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Didnt cost you that much cnut, you just used the hair straightener that me and jade bought you for christmas :P

Nah I went to that new “bounce” salon in Noosaville the other week. I swear they saw me coming with charging me that much!

dangerous_daveo Grand Master

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Nah I went to that new “bounce” salon in Noosaville the other week. I swear they saw me coming with charging me that much!

Especially considering all they did was make you look even more stupid! You got jibbed hard man. $20 most ever for a hair cut. You tell them that. That haircut tho, $1.

AzzurrA Grand Master

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i usually pay around $35 for a haircut.... and its usually nothing more than shaving the sides/back of my head, and trimming the top...

because

a) the chicks that they employ there are f**kin hot

b) they give good head (massages)

c) they are hot

d) they do a half-decent job of cutting my hair...

though, all the super hot ones seem to have left now, so i might start searching for a new hairdresser.

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