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I left my key in my first car

I parked it in front of the "palaman house" at the first few days i got my lic.

which is a $80+ fine zone + tow away area i think?

i left the car and check if i can park over there

once i got back to the car, i found the door was locked!

and the engine was running too!!!

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I looked my keys in the boot of my old VP Commo, the car itself was unlocked but my sub box was blocking up the ski port so I couldn't climb thru from the back seat, ended up locking the rest of the car, catching the bus home to get the spare keys, and back again.

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Here's some pretty tasteless Schapelle Corby jokes doing the rounds:

* I was eating dinner in the city tonight and I walked past Schapelle Corby's beauty salon. It had a sign on the door, "Back in 20".

* Did you hear that Victa has released a new model of lawnmower? Its called the Victa "Corby", it holds 4Kg of grass and comes with a 20 year warranty.

* After being convicted Schapelle Corby was handed the death penalty by stoning, so she said, "Give me back my bag and a lighter, I'll do it myself".

* Have you heard of the new fragrance called CONVICTION? It's by Schapelle and lasts for 20 years.

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