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As long as there is no drifting in it, ill go see it.

Oh and please stop with the Evos and 350's...gettin sik of Mazdas too.

Awww the drifting was ok for something different :(

But I do want to see more skylines!

I wonder who is acting in this one?

i didnt whore ur thread u red car drivin mofo.

cubes changed the direction of the thread, which lead to ax coming in, which lead to me trying to shut him the hell up haha.

Sure pauly we all know the truth you luv to whore it up ;) (just kidding)

argh i hate being sick :(, losing my voice damn it *cries*

Awww I have just gotten over being sick, its definatly going around :thumbsup:

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30 Chuck Norris Facts

Interesting facts that you might not know...

1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

2. When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

3. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

4. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

5. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

6. Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't **** with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

7. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

8. To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

9. The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.

10. Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

11. Chuck Norris lives by only one rule: No fat Chicks.

12. When Chuck Norris's wife burned the the sphincter of the universe one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live the sphincter of the universe, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."

13. Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

14. A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

15. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

16. Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".

17. Chuck Norris once went to a frat party, and proceeded to roundhouse every popped collar in sight. He then drank three kegs and shit on their floor, just because he's Chuck Norris.

18. Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with five times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.

19. Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my virginity.", then you are dead wrong.

20. Chuck Norris found out about Conan O'Brien's lever that shows clips from "Walker: Texas Ranger" and is working on a way to make it show clips of Norris having sex with Conan's wife.

21. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

22. Chuck Norris doesn't have normal white blood cells like you and I. His have a small black ring around them. This signifies that they are black belts in every form of martial arts and they roundhouse kick the **** out of viruses. That's why Chuck Norris never gets ill.

23. Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the **** out of little kids.

24. Chuck Norris once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr., insisting that that actually is "his" way.

25. One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that ****** did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to death by Chuck Norris.

26. Chuck Norris punched a woman in the vagina when she didn't give him exact change.

27. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

28. After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane".

29. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

30. Chuck Norris ruins the endings of Harry Potter books for children who just bought one for the hell of it. When they start crying Chuck Norris calmly says, "I'll give you something to cry about," and roundhouse kicks them in the face.

Awww the drifting was ok for something different :P

But I do want to see more skylines!

I wonder who is acting in this one?

Ryan Reynolds and Eva Mendes again I THINK.

yeah v-man cant u tell me and him are great mates!. like brothers. :domokun:

Heheh. Yeh its all about sharing the <3

Ryan Reynolds and Eva Mendes again I THINK.

Heheh. Yeh its all about sharing the <3

Could be good then :domokun:

I'm Jess by the way I use to live in SA but moved to Sydney a year a go, I come back on a regular basis to visit family hope you can come out next time im down so we can meet...Dont think I have met you yet :P

LOL@Pauly :P

tonight has been the best night hehehe

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omg nothing funnier then seeing ya bro fall off his chair :domokun:

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btw is this the Ryan Reynolds that's in Just Friends and that School Of Life??

are you f**king colour blind my car is not red

:laughing-smiley-014: Yes he must be

haha yep, a qld'er created this thread :domokun:

LOL Sorry but that is sad :domokun:

Yeh its silver with a splash of red...... :)

your is a red with a splash of silver yo!!!! :laughing-smiley-014: Do I get to meet you soon or what?

tonight has been the best night hehehe

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omg nothing funnier then seeing ya bro fall off his chair :P

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btw is this the Ryan Reynolds that's in Just Friends and that School Of Life??

:laughing-smiley-014: LOL

I'm Jess by the way I use to live in SA but moved to Sydney a year a go, I come back on a regular basis to visit family hope you can come out next time im down so we can meet...Dont think I have met you yet :P

no worries, let us know when your down here and maybe we can organise a little meetup/cruise :)

just got back from the midnight screening of pirates 3, f**king awesome.

now i gotta go sleep so i can get up for work in 5 hours... not so f**king awesome.

and then tomorrow i have to see off a friend whos going over seas for 4 months... not really looking forward to that.

your is a red with a splash of silver yo!!!! :laughing-smiley-014: Do I get to meet you soon or what?

:laughing-smiley-014: LOL

Only if your lucky..........JK I'm actually heading to Sydney on Saturday, but flying back Sat night! Coming over for a Expo at the Confrence and Expo Centre! Should be a bit of fun id say!

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