I hate Cats = keep off my bonnet

[Duncan]

I understood you weren't allowed to remove cats, something like a $10,000 fine :confused:

[Turbo Tits]

Put a dog on your bonnet.

[benm]

I have 3 baby magpies that love to fly between a window of a shop and the drivers window of my car. When its wet i end up with 5000x footprints all over the roof and down my back window.

I got the local cop station to take some samples of the foot prints but they are yet to get back to me on which magpie it is. :bahaha:

[rb25]

dont get a car cover. i had one and it didnt stop the cats. all it did was make them slip all over ther place when they jumped off and scratched the car 10 times worse. I like your idea Turbo Tits, dog on bonnet, or I have a semi-automatic 12gauge shot gun you can borrow.

[Guest wilco]

Pepper works a treat (the really powdery sort) but leaves dust on your car.

Don't put anything slippery on there... a friend of mine has a Boxster S and saw a cat sitting on his bonnet, yelled at it and it freaked, jumped up to ran away and slipped all over the place while it was trying to run away and scratched the shit out of his bonnet.

[Warpspeed]

I have had this problem myself, several things you can do.

If its only one cat, get rid of it..........................

If you are a cat lover, do not read my previous sentence. Get a cat of your own. A big mean nasty tom cat. It will be boss cat, and keep other cats away. Give your cat a nice warm place to sleep, and it will not show any interest in your car at all.

A really bright light shining down on your car will discourage cats from sleeping there. It shines in their eyes, and they cannot lay on your nice warm bonnet and look around.

[akeenan]

p.s Looks like the cats have been getting a little kinky on your bonnet rrroooowwwwr purrr purrr

if i saw a gang of cats having orgies on my bonnet id run for the hose. maybe wait in the bushes and when the time is right give them a good squirting with the hose, a couple goes of this should work nicely. They will associate them jumping on your car with being squirted and hopefully wont do it anymore.

[R31Heaven]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO not the cat thing again, cringes

[EnricoPalazzo]

Hmmmmm I dont want to put the blanket on the car cos that will still make them come there. Stupid Cats!

[williamc]

mate trust me,

go the moth ball stuff.....

camphor..... u can get it from ure hardware

[Guilt-Toy]

I believe you get good luck if you let a cat sit on your bonnet.

[Warpspeed]

It would not bring good luck to the bloody cat though..............

[jtech]

in darwin we have BAT sh!t and that stuff can totally kill your paint in 1 day in the sun.... sux big time have to clean car every morning with hose... cats are nothing hehe

personally i like paw prints on my car lol.

[EnricoPalazzo]

Ill try the moth stuff.

[Nismo_R33]

Just buy a dog... Few years ago, when I don't have dog, always have some cats go in my garden, even go into my house when I open the door. Since I have dog, no cat at all....

[Guest RedLineGTR]

just get a car cover...once some cat or some shit got on my bonnet might of jumped off a tree and set off the alarm...i ran outside ready to pound someone...looked around the car nothin weird then i checked the bonnect 3 10cm lines in differerent areas on the bonnet.. Oh well...now i park it only in the garage.

[Duncan]

Originally posted by Nismo_R33

Just buy a dog... Few years ago, when I don't have dog, always have some cats go in my garden, even go into my house when I open the door. Since I have dog, no cat at all....

Isnt a dog on your car worse than a cat on your car?

[Warpspeed]

Yeah, a 155 Kg St Bernard jumping up onto your Skyline can change its shape quite a bit.

[Mr R32 M-Spec]

We had a cat problem on our cars a couple of years ago, and they crapped in the garden aswell. I don't agree with the way my dad did it but it was affective, we never had the problem again. (have dog, but it is chained up at nights so it doesn't run away)

Take 1 Bowl & fill with fresh milk.

Take 6 Panadol and crush into a fine powder.

Combine the powder with the milk and stir.

leave in desired location and wash bol clean in morning.

Never saw the cat(s) again....

[Guest Low-Ki]

alternate solution, buy a garage