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ctjet Grand Master

ctjet

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well..

it's like this..

Having your license is like having sex on Tap.. Good sex.. Hot sex.

You lose that, and you can have all the blow up dolls, vaso and porn you can buy to replace the real thing, but in the end, after you've left your load in that plastic bitch, and wiping your wang before you turn off that porn, you will think about how much you miss real hot poontang.

So I've been told.

so

whats driving while you're suspended like?

im picturing a 5-way nazi style prostitute orgy

... but thats me

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dr1ft.jp Enthusiast

dr1ft.jp

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whats driving while you're suspended like?
Imagine the scene where they are in the bar in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. It is a bit like that with added paranoia.

Currently 11 months into a two year suspension. Couple of close calls with the cops. Gets the heart racing in a bad way. It was fun visiting Australia to drive legally.

Haysey Grand Master

Haysey

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I lost mine for 2 months a few years ago... a good solicitor got me off a 12month dq...

i did a huge boot install on my old 32, the misses LOVED driving it whilst i couldnt, she was afraid to boost it.... otherwise i generally hit the cans pretty damn hard every weekend, always had mates to drive me around (sometimes in my car)... but it was just that general pain in the ass freedom of going where you want to when you want to i guess...

TezGT-R Rising Star

TezGT-R

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Good mate lost his licence, moved in with me as we work together and I drove him around, even to drop off his one night stands at the train station. He owes me. Big time. Like naming his first born after me...

NoFX_Hardcore Proficient

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well..

it's like this..

Having your license is like having sex on Tap.. Good sex.. Hot sex.

You lose that, and you can have all the blow up dolls, vaso and porn you can buy to replace the real thing, but in the end, after you've left your load in that plastic bitch, and wiping your wang before you turn off that porn, you will think about how much you miss real hot poontang.

So I've been told.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Funniest comparison ever. Definitely true though. I am serving my 5th 3 month suspension (I never learn that owning an import is practically illegal no matter how you drive) and I have 4 weeks left. Only thing I can suggest is going to the drags and track days, get your fix and stay off the road! Drags definitely help me get through it.

I have a few friends that have lost their licence and been caught driving whilst disqualified... That's when you get into serious shit. Losing it for 3 and not driving is better than risking losing it for 6 - 12 months or 2 years for nothing.

jenkies Mentor

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Funniest comparison ever. Definitely true though. I am serving my 5th 3 month suspension (I never learn that owning an import is practically illegal no matter how you drive) and I have 4 weeks left. Only thing I can suggest is going to the drags and track days, get your fix and stay off the road! Drags definitely help me get through it.

I have a few friends that have lost their licence and been caught driving whilst disqualified... That's when you get into serious shit. Losing it for 3 and not driving is better than risking losing it for 6 - 12 months or 2 years for nothing.

driving disqualified is a shocker.... i got done 7 months thru my suspension in a one off situation..... had court about it 3 weeks ago and i got off on a good behaviour bond

4teecal Collaborator

4teecal

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well..

it's like this..

Having your license is like having sex on Tap.. Good sex.. Hot sex.

You lose that, and you can have all the blow up dolls, vaso and porn you can buy to replace the real thing, but in the end, after you've left your load in that plastic bitch, and wiping your wang before you turn off that porn, you will think about how much you miss real hot poontang.

So I've been told.

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Beelzebub89 Grand Master

Beelzebub89

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This thread has taught me that skylines and liscences dont mix lol. For those who are serving massive sentences like 12 months + wtf did you do? I was doing 93 in a 60 and then ran a red light while on Good behaviour.

smurfpirate Enthusiast

smurfpirate

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im about to lose my lic i had it for 2 and losing it for 6. its the most thing ever when you have crap public transport all i can say is dont be a retard there is a time and a place for everything if your a p plater like me and think your cool cause you have all these mods to be faster you will get caught and you will be sorry take the shit off and invest in suspensions and safety upgrades do everythin legally because everytime you drive tht car you will always be watching you back never sure if you will come home wih no lic and a huge fine like me 700 and 8 pionts is not cool when you have to pay it off on casual wage and getting to work on a bus then walking a few k trust me i realised this after i lost it just use common sense guys.

-callum

ChooksR33 Apprentice

ChooksR33

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Currently in my 2nd year without a licence, got caught driving while disq and i had a little to drink apparently the police and judge dont like that sort of thing and lost my licence till further notice and went to jail for 2 weeks!!!

havent driven since! massive lesson learnt.. can apply for it back- june this year...

ChooksR33 Apprentice

ChooksR33

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ha ha-its an experience that i never thought id find out about! especially when you are there for 2 weeks backpacking as they say!

could of been worse i guess and wouldnt want to go back, so i have been very good since!

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