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I'm not sure if this has been posted on here before, I believe it's my first time setting foot in the WA Wasteland area. :)

I killed about an hour at work reading this. It's a good read and pretty funny too. It gets better as you read on.

http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html

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Damn funny so far... be cautious reading this around women ;)

I have shown this to a few chick friends and they were like 'ahah it's so true!' :P

Says: I want a man who is motivated and has goals.

Means: I want a rich man

Says: I want a man who knows how to treat a woman.

Means: I want a rich man

Says: He's from a really good family.

Means: He's from a really rich family.

:P:)

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Criticism:I have lots of male friends who would never think of me that way blah blah blah.

Answer:Your friend doesn't find you attractive, or he's currently doing better, or he's gay or you're wrong.

Criticism:That's not true

Answer:Yes it is.

Criticism:So a woman is a bad person just because she won't sleep with you? Don't you hang out with people you don't want to sleep with? Are women supposed to just f**k every guy who wants to f**k them so they won't be bitches?

Answer:Yes, I hang out with people I don't want to sleep with, but they're all people who don't want to sleep with me either. So there's equity. It's not that I think women are bad people for not wanting to sleep with me. It's moreso that:

  1. I have plenty of friends already
  2. I will never be able to truly be friends with them because my perspective will be colored by my desire to sleep with them
  3. If they are not cool then they are probably just attractive and why would i want to hang out with them if they won't sleep with me? If they are cool then the desire to sleep with them will only intensify the more I hang out with them so I am really only torturing myself emotionally to hang out with them and pretend that that is all I want. Why would I or any guy want to put himself through that?

:D

A note for guys: if your friends girl offers you a piece you should hit that shit, because he shouldn't be laying up with no ho. Ideally you should tape it also, because most guys will believe the person they're f**king.

bahahahhaahhahhaa awesome writeup



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