Jump to content
SAU Community

Proud To Be An Aussie...

IMPORTD

By IMPORTD,
in WA Wasteland

 Share

Recommended Posts

IMPORTD Grand Master

IMPORTD

Posted
Posted (edited)

MAKES ME PROUD TO BE AN AUSSIE

'Hello, is this the police?'

'Yes it is. How can we help you?'

'I'm calling to report about my neighbour, Wazza. He's hiding Cocaine inside his firewood!'

'Thank you very much for the call.'

The next day, police officers descend on Wazza's house in great numbers.

They search the house and then go out to the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of firewood but they find no cocaine.

They swear at Wazza and leave.

The phone rings at Wazza's house. 'Hey, Wazz, Did the cops come?'

'Yeah!'

'Did they chop up your firewood?'

'Yep.'

'Happy Birthday, maaaaaaaaaate

Edited by StageaGirl
Link to comment
https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/230564-proud-to-be-an-aussie/
Share on other sites
FATAZZ Grand Master

FATAZZ

Posted
Posted

LoL Wazza got his fire wood chopped/split for free by the cops who were under the impresion their was cocaine hidden inside each log. Thanks to Wazza's neighbour who reported to the cops that Wazza has cocaine hidden in his fire wood knowing Wazza didn't but knew the cops would go around looking for it.

MeLSki Veteran

MeLSki

Posted
Posted
LoL Wazza got his fire wood chopped/split for free by the cops who were under the impresion their was cocaine hidden inside each log. Thanks to Wazza's neighbour who reported to the cops that Wazza has cocaine hidden in his fire wood knowing Wazza didn't but knew the cops would go around looking for it.

SO it's like the joke about the son who helps his elderly father out every month with turning the soil for his garden, then the son goes to jail and writes a letter to his dad saying "Dad, do not let the cops know the bodies are buried out the back", the cops go and tear up all the soil and find nothing. The next day the father recieves a letter from his son sayign "Always thinking of you Dad, love your son"

etc?

IMPORTD Grand Master

IMPORTD

Posted
  • Author
Posted
SO it's like the joke about the son who helps his elderly father out every month with turning the soil for his garden, then the son goes to jail and writes a letter to his dad saying "Dad, do not let the cops know the bodies are buried out the back", the cops go and tear up all the soil and find nothing. The next day the father recieves a letter from his son sayign "Always thinking of you Dad, love your son"

etc?

did you purposely bait someone to tell you the meaning just so you could say another joke in your reply? :P

MeLSki Veteran

MeLSki

Posted
Posted
did you purposely bait someone to tell you the meaning just so you could say another joke in your reply? :P

yes.....i purposely played dumb so i coudl tel lanother joek that was exactly the same as your joke.....riiiight

no i didn't understand why he said happy birthday duh

 Share
Go to topic listing


  • Similar Content

  • Latest Posts

    • GabsReDeal
      R32 GTS (RB20DE) Injectors Replacement

      By GabsReDeal · Posted

      Swapped the injectors around and the misfire followed. I went ahead and ordered the Deatschwerks 550cc injectors and am currently waiting for them to be ship and arrive. In the meantime, I've had my Nistune soldered to the ECU. Tested it, and and tried it out with the software. Everything should be prepared for when the injectors arrive.  
    • Pac
      2020 Nissan Skyline 400R V37/Infiniti Q50 RS insurance in NSW

      By Pac · Posted

      Yeah they charge a little extra for mods , last year I noted no mods but I did have an exhaust fitted after that so  better to let them know cause these kinds of things can cause the policy to be void if you ever need to claim.
    • Tekitsune
      Upgrade an rb25neo

      By Tekitsune · Posted

      Hello, just just bought an 1999 enr34 with a stock rb25neo and I'm looking to upgrade the engine to 500whp I know some basic things but wondering if there are things I'll need to do to upgrade the stock block and all the bits and pieces to achieve this.
    • DatsunBanana
      Rear subframe stay bracket bolt removal issues

      By DatsunBanana · Posted

      Thanks everyone for the replies and suggestions. Got the seats out (hoping I could find some existing grommets but no such luck). By tapping and measuring etc. I could figure out where I could drill through if needed. But first I borrowed an inspection camera and managed to go through factory holes in the chassis rail and could see that the captive nut was holding steady which is why it could retighten. So it was indeed a stripped section of thread, so I applied downforce by levering the bolt head with a screwdriver and went slowly back and forth until it came out. Camera helped a lot cos I could monitor that the captive nut was holding tight. Now I just have one very seized main subframe nut to tackle 😅
    • Dose Pipe Sutututu
      Question about BoV on RB25DET NEO

      By Dose Pipe Sutututu · Posted

      BOVs do have a purpose, if you ever log pressure before and after the throttle body, you will see a spike pre throttle on lift off from a WOT condition. Enough to bend throttle blades / damage e-throttle motors or simple assist in blowing off cooler pipes. FWIW, the above on really applies to those running at least 2 bar of boost. OP shouldn't have an issue, on the other hand, here are some videos of my shit box over a decade ago with some succulent dose with the airbox on and off. That shit box is unrecognisable these days 🫠    
×
×
  • Create New...