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IMPORTD Grand Master

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MAKES ME PROUD TO BE AN AUSSIE

'Hello, is this the police?'

'Yes it is. How can we help you?'

'I'm calling to report about my neighbour, Wazza. He's hiding Cocaine inside his firewood!'

'Thank you very much for the call.'

The next day, police officers descend on Wazza's house in great numbers.

They search the house and then go out to the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of firewood but they find no cocaine.

They swear at Wazza and leave.

The phone rings at Wazza's house. 'Hey, Wazz, Did the cops come?'

'Yeah!'

'Did they chop up your firewood?'

'Yep.'

'Happy Birthday, maaaaaaaaaate

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LoL Wazza got his fire wood chopped/split for free by the cops who were under the impresion their was cocaine hidden inside each log. Thanks to Wazza's neighbour who reported to the cops that Wazza has cocaine hidden in his fire wood knowing Wazza didn't but knew the cops would go around looking for it.

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LoL Wazza got his fire wood chopped/split for free by the cops who were under the impresion their was cocaine hidden inside each log. Thanks to Wazza's neighbour who reported to the cops that Wazza has cocaine hidden in his fire wood knowing Wazza didn't but knew the cops would go around looking for it.

SO it's like the joke about the son who helps his elderly father out every month with turning the soil for his garden, then the son goes to jail and writes a letter to his dad saying "Dad, do not let the cops know the bodies are buried out the back", the cops go and tear up all the soil and find nothing. The next day the father recieves a letter from his son sayign "Always thinking of you Dad, love your son"

etc?

IMPORTD Grand Master

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SO it's like the joke about the son who helps his elderly father out every month with turning the soil for his garden, then the son goes to jail and writes a letter to his dad saying "Dad, do not let the cops know the bodies are buried out the back", the cops go and tear up all the soil and find nothing. The next day the father recieves a letter from his son sayign "Always thinking of you Dad, love your son"

etc?

did you purposely bait someone to tell you the meaning just so you could say another joke in your reply? :P

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did you purposely bait someone to tell you the meaning just so you could say another joke in your reply? :P

yes.....i purposely played dumb so i coudl tel lanother joek that was exactly the same as your joke.....riiiight

no i didn't understand why he said happy birthday duh

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